Rob Thomas Wiseau

Just FYI: Leesa mattresses aren't as delicious as Casper Mattresses. I'd stick to Casper chunks for dinners.

Really happy to see some solicited d pics for once.

I'm all for an Ody to Cody, but what about a Garfield to Brett?

This episode was ehh! right. Has anyone said that yet?

I'm live-posting this as I listen to the episode. I'm having a lot of fun.

Best episode ever.

Holy sheet!

Which is the better bang for your buck? Howl.fm or the Pro Version? I only have so much blood to give to raise funds for stuff like this.

Here's where to submit your photo(s) for the judges.

Another danger, when it comes to dealing with transform cars, is autobotic asphyxiation

That was my 100th post. I hope you all liked it. It was really special.

When are pet pics going to be available in podcast form?

Casper the Friendly Mattress really works. It makes my peen look like a hot dog instead of a cocktail weenie.

I want one for every day of the week.

I recommend Zombeavers. It seems like it would be scary, but there aren't any skellingtons or booger man. Just puppets and boobies.

I like the episode where the ugly fat guy gets murdered and the Friend watches out the window from a wheelchair.

Favorite episode: all of 'em Favorite film: The Beast of Yucca Flats Favorite TV Show: Harry and the Hendersons Favorite Band: Marching Favorite City: Wherever you are Red or Turquoise: "Can I have a dozen red roses, please?" "Oh, hi, Johnny. I didn't know it was you." "Here you go." "That's me. How much is it?" "It'll be eighteen dollars." "Here you go. Keep the change. Hi, doggy." "You're my favorite customer." Famous person I'd kiss on the cheek: Hayes N Sean Fave number before 70: 27 Joe and Tim's celeb name: T-joe Cool rating: I hope I get a C- at least

Great first post?

I hate to say this because I love Scott, but he's a coward.

I don't know why people complain about the name so much. I like the name "Hayes N Sean" because it reminds me of the hosts of the show.

WOMP WOMP WOMP

This one?

Points for those points

I thought of a great joke this morning that I wanted to share with you all, but I forgot it. Sorry, guys.