Rob Thomas Wiseau

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get to the bottom.

I live off of chocolate banana chips and blueberry nom-noms.

The CBB forum scared me and now I'm scared of forum.

I just received my Sgt. Sean's Loot Shoe: CBB Movie Edition. And, boy oh boy, it's as if Christmas came early this year. I love the old town playhouse commemorative flattened penny, "she does it" t-shirt, stale Jesus crumbs, dead June bug, and Cody's butt. Thank you, Sean.

The laughter of Hayes is the best part of Earwolf.

Scott should change the name of CBB to Comedy Bang Book, and keep Sean and Hayes as co-hosts for the rest of time.

Everything's a joke when you're the jokeman.

Jokes are really fun.

Hopefully this doesn't come across as judgmental, but anyone who doesn't love Sean and Hayes is a bad person and doesn't understand comedy.

Great episode.

I separate my life into two categories. LBHH and LAHH.

I like to be hit and kicked.

But if I change my name now, won't people get confused and wonder whatever happened to good old Rob TW. You will all miss me so much.

But are you any better at international espionage?

I don't think she's been on Earwolf before, but I think she'd be perfect. She was my favorite part of Riot LA this year.

I want Melissa Villasenor.

Can I be #8?

My official submission:

Great episode.

Yessssssssssssss

I'm not going to spend money on Ancestral nonsense when I could purchase additional Sergeant Sean's Loot Shoes.

I've listened to this episode twice already. I think I'm going to play this during my wedding.

SO FUN!

It's funny how Scott always seems to confuse Victor and Tiny. I wonder why.