Rob Thomas Wiseau

The handbook was in our hearts all along.

*strokes slim jim* I'm gonna snap into this puppy next time.

I was there during the live Middleditch ep. One of the best days of my life.

I saw Avengers: Age of Adaline today, and I have to say I was disappointed. Not enough super heroes! I liked that Han Solo made an appearance, but I was under the impression that Star Wars and Avengers were different universes. I'm happy for those people who are enjoying this film, but I give it a thumbs down. Maybe I'm just not the cool nerd I thought I was.

Here's my baby Lattis

Cody Boy needs to spend less time INSIDE a computer and more time WORKING on a computer.

I wear Totino's brand sunglasses with my avatar drawn on the lenses. That way, I'm included in every picture no matter what.

I like everything you're all saying.

Hi, guys.

I'm actually really cool, people. I'd be a great friend. Check this out.

I hate to complain, but I've added so many of you as friends, but so far no one's showed up at my house with doughnuts. Is it because I spell them "doughnuts" instead of "donuts"? Is it because my IMDB page isn't full of Marvel movies? What am I doing wrong?

Hamburger sandwiches are better.

I am.

I'm really glad I joined this forum.

Whoever: what's your favorite part about Hollywood?

Lilac, could you maybe be more careful about saying things like "close to the bone." It makes me think of skellingtons, and my eyes are starting to mist over.

We also need to be wary of Computerboys (like Cody), Swamp Babies, Guardians of Ahool, Amamango (the mother of Amomongo), Batutu (always dances around on its toes), See Monster (always looking at you), Pierce Brosno Dragon (so handsome), Bunyip, Bunnip (bites your butt), Shug Monkey, Shrug Monkey (makes you feel bad when it shrugs at all your suggestions for what restaurant to go to), Whendigo, Whatdigo, Thunderbird (steals your thunder, even on your birthday), Pope Lick Monster (don't let him lick your pope), Chupacabra (always gets your goat).

Wow, good to know! I think I'll embed this video, now that I know how.

Crazy lady yells at skateboarders

Silly, I love your drawing. Next, you could illustrate the inside of Sergeant Sean's Loot Crate (or loot shoe). I think Sean would prefer to put all the loot in a shoe.

If the Singularity happens, we'll never receive any more Sergeant Sean's Loot Crates. Instead, we'll constantly be sending each other Cody Boy Loot Thumb Drives. Just let that sink in for a while.

Wow, my mind is really starting to open to this joke, and I'm in the process of understanding the intricacies. But could you speak on this just a bit more? I tried looking up homonym in this month's pro version newsletter, but I didn't see it.

Jacob, can you speak on this a bit more? I still don't quite understand what you did, but I can tell it's a great joke.

What sort of jail could contain a computer boy? Here's one artist's rendition, but in all honestly I don't think this would be enough to hold Cody.

I was almost positive you were talking about dump cakes. I dump & bake every morning.