Jakal

I cant whore out my pets like the rest of you because as many of you know I'm allergic so I dont have any. Instead here is a picture of my coffee in a very non-threatening mug, its my 5th cup today. Enjoy you pervs.

I'm a big fan of coffee I drink mine black. How do the rest of you take your coffee?

next time u are having trouble sleeping and wanna catch some zzz's use this

Ixnay on the ensitivesay. Chanson starts to cry when people call him that.

I've never listened to an episode (these guys don't really seem to be my cup of tea) so I wouldn't know what the top 5 are.

Did I tell you guys my dad is an art teacher.....

I agree

I miss the old Bozos before he sold out.

Just gonna leave this here.....

First faux Chanson, and now this! Have you people even read, "Joe's Handy Guide to Posting Like a Pro"??

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=madmJUo4T2E Best scene from a movie, I'd love to see somebody top me.

Taco time or Jack-in-the-box, choose one.

$PAYMEMYFUCKINGMONEY

He just got done doing yard work, don't know why he was doing it dressed in his work clothes.

I also my have promised a picture of my D so here you go . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . He's looking real sasy, and hes adamant about not being on the internet so I blocked out his face. The guy doesnt even have a cellphone!

Haven't read any of the forum, too lazy for that shit, but heres a story about Jakal for all of you: I didnt proof read this, and I'm a bad writer, but I promised some people a story. So I used to Pole Vault in highschool and college. I was decent, my personal record was 14-6. About this high: Pole Vaulting is one of the most fun sports every. The whole point of the sport is to run as fast as you can and stick a carbon fiber pole into a metal box. The pole bends with all the energy of your sprint and body weight and launches you over the crossbar. Sometimes you mess up. Sometimes you get hurt. My injury wasnt like that but that is one of the most painfull videos ever. What happened to me was when I planted the pole the pole bent like normal. But I felt uneasy about the jump so I decided to let go of the pole in the air. That was not a good decision. I was about 10 feet in the air when I let go, the pole was at max bend, and when I let go it sprung with all the energy of my approach and my left nut absorbed the blow. I also ended up falling 10 feet into the metal box, but that didnt hurt as bad as the crippling nut pain. My coach decided the best plan was to drive me to the walk in medical clinic about 2 miles away from the school. The doctor who inspected my junk was an asian man, I didnt catch his name because pain. He felt my nut and said in broken english, "You're going to lose this." I burst into tears. My coach rushes me out of there and brings me to the nearest hospital. I get wheel chaired in, everytime I took a step it hurt, this helped the pain alot. I get seen right away by a nurse, she feels my lovlies and goes, "oh my, ill go get the doctor." The doctor comes in right away, he takes a look and leaves right away, telling me he'll be right back. This happens with at least 10 more doctors, nurses, and probably an orderly or two, each grabbing my ball, and saying something quick and leaving. I'm just so fucking confused at this point, and want to know if I'm losing it. Finally one of the doctor returns gives me and ultrasound, rubbing that warm jelly all over my nutters, and takes a look at some sound images. He gives me a script for some painkillers and tells me I'm gonna be fine. I'm relived, get driven home, ripe up the script cause I dont fuk with that shit, swallow a handfull of advil and dont leave my bed for a couple days. That was my jr. year of highschool, I was supposed to go to states that year, but could never guster up the balls to jump the rest of that year. The next 5 years I recovered and did pretty well. Heres a video of shitty people polevaulting: https://www.youtube....h?v=63RKmO-e10I

Was real distracted with work today so haven't had time to post here. This episode was real good, the story about Erin and the Wild Horses entering during the Letterman episode was my favorite part. Erin saying she was crying because she thought she was in trouble felt real honest, and Seans ending self deprecating joke made me feel really sad for him. Jakal Out

So I just got back from 'vacation' and was planning on finally watching the last two episodes of GOT, but before I put it on I decided to skim through the forums real quick to see how much you all missed me. Not only did nobody mention my absence once, but I also ended up spending the past 2.5 hours reading everything on the forums which mainly was the transcript of the soon to be released Colt Barton 30 for 30. Completely worth it.

One time I saw Chanson take candy from a baby, followed by him pulling the baby's parent aside and giving them a stern talking to about the importance of early development nutrition.

I don't feel like watching 3 hours of YouTube right now, but if my face didn't make an apprence I still want everyone to know I was at the hangout. I may have only been in the hamgout for 4 seconds but I was there god damn it. -4am jakal

Fuck. Just realized I wont be able to hangout tonight because I'm driving to Philly. Actually I could prob hang and drive, who do I send my email to for the invite?

I feel like I'm having a virtual allergy attack looking at all of these pictures.

Valerie, great story especially liked the part where a certain type of juice met his demise. Chanson, I'm just doing my part to push the boat talk agenda, this place really needs more talks about engine sizes, lengths and beams. Also we may or may not be facebook friend now, pending your approval. Greggy, I listened to your podcast for the first time last night, and enjoyed it a lot. Your ward is really a top notch improviser, did he study at the UCB or is he one of those second city fellas? Just please dont tell me he is in the Groundlings. Also was pleasantly surprised you don't sound like a creepy looking clown. edit: just looked outside the window and saw I left my sunroof open overnight, also when I looked out the window i noticed it was pouring rain...fun. edit2: everything is soaked. because my car was so saturated the inside of my car was essientally raining on me my entire commute. if i were better with words I would write how this is a metaphor for how life is a fickle bitch, but I'm no good with words so heres a picture that describe the kafkansian hell im going through right now.

Fuck Spunk you're right. Probably should have consulted with you all before I started the project, after all this place is packed to the brim with tastemakers.

I'll never tell.