Jakal

Watching 22 Jump Street for the first time, move over Citizen Kane, this might be the best movie ever. edit: I'm at the part where Channing Tatum is freaking out because he finds out about who Ice Cubes daughter is, this is acting at its finest. edit^2: look at his form, perfection Edit 3: I wanna be Channing Tatum.

Heathens is a strong word, I prefer the term 'non-traditional fans.'

Devscoots, if you could come up with a creative popcorn gallery question to ask Devscoots what would it be?

I think Spontaneanation has been decent so far, but this last episode was a chore to get through. They completely blew their setup and kept falling on that whole traditional/non-traditional thing. They pretty much just backed themselves into a corner and couldn't find a way out.

Speaking of facebook, this place is becoming a regular facebook.

Heres a video of me googling F-Zero X, going to youtube to see what it is, and losing interest in it, all under a minute. Why did I do this? Because slow work day. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DA65rho95BU

My stomach drops every time you post a picture of your food.

Looks like I have to revoke some of my likes for the sake of fairness.

You haven't lived until you've felt the rush of taking scandalous snaps on the porcelain throne.

I think we've found our winner.

So what you'te telling me is Joe is only feigning a commonality with me so I'll think hes cool. That's low Joe. How about me taking a selfie on the toliet, actually don't, that's not how I want to be silly-lil-a-fied.

Small town pretty far out east, you know the area at all?

Took a selfie while on the toliet. The names staying. Hope this qualifies me under 'real person mode.' edit: gonna try and take a better toliet selfie next time nature calls.

I just wanted to make sure that this race argument gets pushed to the next page.

Racist.

I have no idea whats going on, and I like it.

Alex, you and the host of Jeopardy share the same first name. Coincidence?

Also, who is dogmoon?

Alex, I've got a monster hangover. Youre a big time hollywood celebrity. What does Ben Stiller give you when you have a monster hangover and show up on set because you party like a big time hollywood celebrity. Sorry I can barely form sentences. Jakal.

Ran this morning thejjar, 3 miles. (1- 7:28 / 2- 7:38 / 3- 7:34) Tomorrows run is going to be like that movie where huge jackman sings, le miserable. Signing off, The Jakal.

Sounds very pleasent kittens. I'm playing GTA now, and about to go get drunk and go out, so its like the reverse of your night.

What band did you see Kitten?

The One-Percenters who can afford the pro version telling the 99% what they can and cant be called. Its despicable.

I may have to steal Uncle Dumptruck.

The only movie you need is Johnny Tsunami.