Jakal

works on the earwolf.com link, http://www.earwolf.com/episode/freaks-come-out-at-night/

Hey everyone, was sitting in the office bathroom catching up on the forums and saw my name being said a lot, so I figured I'd stop by and give you all a life update in the form of a picture. Enjoy. P.S. now that im phone-less, the best way to reach me is on here chanson. edit: just realized I cant listen to tomorrows episode on my commute to work, my life is in shambles.

I hope everyones having a blessed #tacothursday

Man did it just get cold in here or is brr back in town? Is that a potato in your pocket or are you just happy to see Bruce? Knock knock. Whose there? Potato. Potato who? Knock knock. Whose there? Potato. Potato who? Knock knock. Whose there? Potato. Potato who? Knock knock. Whose there? Oregon. Oregon who? Oregon I didn't say Potato! Edit: pretty sleep deprived right now but pretty stoked about Bruce's comeback tour.

Anyone ever get hungry and then eat food? Weird, me too, crazy how similar we are. Whelp, goodnight.

Heres some tunes for your roadtrip Mike. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wq-S8CIU7VA edit: Its the censored version cause I know you dont like the word guns.

Man you Aussies really don't like TBell, still thats not a deal breaker tho. Can I crash on your couch? My lax flow is on fleek right now bro, step off.

Hey everyone, I'm laying in bed eating taco bell. Life's good, god bless. - Jackal As a single young guy you should tell your company to stop discriminating and hire me, I'm willing to relocate.

Scuzzybaby, Hello . . . . . . . . . is it me you're looking for?

Scuzzman nice to finally make your acquaintance, my names Jakal by the way, but I'm sure you already knew that. Anyways as I was saying, I've got this problem that needs taking care of. Its a big problem if you catch my drift. You see last Tuesday I was play cards with the boys after work. Everyone was there, me, Leo, Tony, Demi, Wes Anderson. We were playing 5 card baseball deuces wild high card takes a shot. One thing led to another and I was in the pits. Another thing led to another thing and lets just say I got dealt the high card because a couple shots went off and now I'm in the possession of four rolled up carpets that each weigh bit more than the average human does. A little bird told me that you're pretty good at cleaning things up, so can you help me out?

hbd 2 my bff http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpTDAow4XU8 edit:

Hi Hayes I'm really hungover and only made it to the bars last night for 15 minutes, my questions is why?

How you guys doing in your fantasy UCB Harold leagues?

You guys read that new John Green book about Squirrel Girls alter ego, Mrs Absinthe, living in Pittsburgh with Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian? It follows all their trials, tribulations, and hardships about being vegan in the steel city, it also sounds like absolute poop. Birdman.

Been thinking about starting Jane the Virgin, but I'm afraid that it'll hit too close to home.

Looks like Netflix just released Joe's new special, surprised he didn't plug it on today ep.

im dumb and posted in the wrong thread.

I think its time for a name-change, Danny "Young-Man" Warlock. Can't wait for S&H to tackle this ep on Hollywood Handbook, the podcast, the musical.

Happy Birthday Val, ilysm. Congratulations papa h, ilysm Supporting that great little mom and pop shop know as the United States of A, ilysm.

I kidnapped her because she refused to be on my podcast about famous cases of Stockholm syndrome.

Oh no, the hobgoblins are chasing you through the Neverland Ranch forest, and are gaining on you quick! You have to make a decision and make it fast. Will you.... whip out your phone and try to distract the hobgobs with a funny video? seduce the golbins with your smart yet sexi dance moves? follow the sign pointing toward the beach? talk to the future HH prom queen?

Can you kids keep it down, I'm trying to sleep here.