Episode 115 — Improving Brett's House with DC Pierson

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@silvr

 

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You say heynogman back two times then unmatch them Annies friend.

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Has Chanson jumped the shark?

 

 

I've never understood what that meant to be honest.

 

I think its a reference to that one time you actually jumped a shark.

 

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Can I be your +1 to the Castys Chanson?

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he's a funny and handsome guy.

Wait...did anybody actually think this?

 

Edit: Wait, still dont believe it. Im smart. lol.

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I'll field this one for Mr. Parties

 

The best instagram filter to use for dogs is "Toaster." This is factually proven as it was named after Kevin Rose's (the founder of Digg) dog that is named Toaster. IMO it was a massive missed opportunity to not name his lil pup, "DiggDog." That's just my opinion though.

 

Weigh in guys, what do YOU think Kevin Rose should have named his dog? Tweet in with your hashtag #DiggDogNoDiggity

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Jeffrey when are you going to pay me back for the bail I posted that one time you thought you could cheat the system by printing off all those two dollar bills at Kinkos?

 

P.S. I can't believe you skimped out on color ink and just went with black and white.

Too bad color prints cost $2.01

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Can't wait until I'm the final member, then I'm gonna wear my members only jacket I got for xmas and look soooo cool.

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R.I.P. Joe McHandsome

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I want a close up of one of Spunky Foonerisms butt flakes, I've always wondered what those looked like

 

 

Edit:You guys see Jake fkecjdnheimer commented on the forums!? We're really living in the golden age of podcasts

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Is it cool that I know you're in Bangkok Suvarnabhumi Airport just from the architecture? Probably not, right? Thanks.

 

The Tibetan monks probably helped give it away too, also because of the fact that I told you where I was going earlier.

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Hey everyone just found out some crazy news, apparently there's no ep of Hollywood Handbook this week.

 

 

 

Edit: Hey everyone, about to board a plane with a bunch of Tibetan monks, gonna try and see if I can join their monastery.

 

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hey i think i want to be all like on the forums now, after hearing all these involved people and their VERY FUNNY contributions to the podcast. what's up with that? how do i get involved? i like the podcast very much and i want to be as funny as the other contributors. how happens that? do i need to take some UCB brigadiers courses or something? i took 101 but like i don't feel that much funnier.... i'm okay with spending a lot of time on here but i just haven't done that yet. should i be checking in here all the time? how regularly should i be checking in? i'm very funny. i'd like to share my funniness with sean and hayes. and like chanson and shit. what's the deal? anyone wanna fill me in?

shit i hate doing this but like i think sean and hayes are funny. and you guys do too? a lot of other people do not.

 

Here's some advice that helped me rack up all the likes.

 

 

If you wanna be a pro-forumer like me i recommend reading the entire article.

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Happy Taco Thursday everyone!

 

 

update: They're here!!!

 

 

update 2: they were good.

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Or something like that I dunno

Cant wait for Dixon to animate this smashing into a gavel-smasher-base-thing.

 

5.) Make gifs if you want to skip all the bullshit and just clean up in the likes department.

Probably the best advice out there, hands down, I'd start with animating the above pic.

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Highly recommend greggy cut, he removes most of the bs and really get to the issues at large.

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This is going to sound crazy, but I actually recommend listening to this week's episode a second time. Yes, obviously it is really good and funny the first time through with lots of funny good jokes, but here's the thing... if you go back and re-listen to it, all those same good jokes ARE STILL THERE! It's like you get twice the enjoyment of listening to it once. Try it, you'll see that I'm right.

I only listen to Hollywood-Handbook at .0059x speed so it lasts me all week, but I hear the next ep is a call-in-a-sode so I'll probably take your advice and relisten.

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Hey we are trying out a new idea called the phonecorn gallery if anyone wants to call in and be on the show at 330 pacific. The number is 442-244-9653.

 

Come with topics about the news

Yo Hayes you in Manhattan right now? If you need a last minute guest instead of taking phone calls I can just swing by.

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I did! Foiled again by Aliza Green...

Strawberry, Cantalope, Cactus,

Green Lettuce, Red Lettuce, Female Reproductive Organ.

 

Any other brain busters Aliza.

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actually i am the "nice d-anny" around here

hahahaha

hahaha

haha

anyway team you're doing a rockin' job with the forums right now

thank you for following my advice to do a good job with the forums

speaking of good, this ep???

v funny, v good!

 

 

ok we can still do this

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shotty watermelon

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Happy thanksgiving-eve eve, everyone. Can't wait to run into every single person I've ever met from my hometown at the bar tomorrow night and ask them how they've been. Really hoping that they've been good and ask how I've been, which is also good.

 

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To my best friend jack:

 

EAT A BAG OF DICKS

 

PS - You know I love you, bro.

I had sushi instead, sorry bro.

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Good news friends, i gave my phone a bath in isopropyl alcohol when I got home from work and now it works fine again!

 

In other news found out this weekend that you have to take allergy pills consistently for them to be effective. Does anyone know if there's any difference between zyrtec, clartin, or Allegra?