Turdinator

First of all, fuck this movie. I saw it as a kid and was terrified of spiders for a large percentage of my life. Secondly, I can't believe there's not already a topic for this piece of shit movie. And thirdly and most importantly, Paul, Jason, June, and guest could do an entire episode of HDTGM just on the final showdown between Jeff Daniels and the "boss" spider.

I saw this movie in the theater when I was in 8th grade and I only remember a couple of parts: creepy guy grabbing Katie Holmes' boob and that Harvey Danger song playing when they escape the "hospital."

Thanks for this, I feel like I just watched the whole movie in 7 minutes. So great.

This movie was amazing, one of the best ridiculous action movies ever. I wonder how many people John Wick kills in this movie, it's gotta be close to a hundred. My favorite kill by far was when he hits the guy with his car, the guy rolls up over the roof of the car and John Wick shoots him through the roof while continuing to drive. I literally laughed out loud in a crowded theater at that one cuz my brain couldn't think of any other response. This movie is simply incredible.

"This is the way the world ends. Not with a whimper, but with a bang." I have watched this movie at least 5 times and still have no fucking clue what the hell happens. This movie is literally insane. I love watching it, and find it to be hilarious in parts, Whenever someone asks me what it's about, I just say it was made by the guy who did Donnie Darko and has a goddamn music video in the middle of it, cuz that's about all I know about the plot.