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POINTS! (we make jokes like this around here)

Speaking of annoying, the War on Christmas is beginning to infiltrate and infect my school. I walk in today to see a big ol SNOWMAN in front of the office. Then I look to my left and see a fricking MENORAH on a little shrine. Then I see a CHRISTMAS tree to my right. JUST PICK A HOLIDAY! I don't want to confuse these kids and have them think that Christmas is about MENORAHS and SNOWMEN. And don't even get me started on these RED CUPS! You might as well just burn a cross and commit sodomy on a bed made of aborted fetuses I mean jesus THESE PEOPLE!!! I hope you all have a wonderful Turkey Day and get uber stuffed!

Friday update: I had a nice night out. I didn't meet an elder forum member but I watched my friend push these logs we found into a shallow pond to form a sort of Loghenge and then we arranged these poles on top of a mound nearby to mark it as our own. It was fun.

There are few classic podcast eps: Travel Bug Time Bobby Hayes on PAW Grease Knows Eggs Staind Glass Others I invite you all to hear the most most daring, challenging, wacky podcast you may just ever hear. I present.... Chickn on the Range https://soundcloud.com/chicknsandwich/chickn-on-the-range

Any of you ladies calling in to The Best Show tonight for #NoDudeVember?

VOTING ON HOLLYWOOD HANDBOOK SHIRTS HAS BEGUN! IT'S ON THE EARWOLF TWITTER. DO IT.

Someone had to do this eventually. twitter.com/scuzzbus Email: scuzzman123@gmail.com Password: volleyball Btdubs that someone who did this eventually was this guy Bob Ducca on the Earwolf subreddit. I don't understand Titter.

I'm shaking my magic 8 ball rn It predicts this episode will be funny because Hayes and Sean are funny and ScuzzMan is also funny.

Dear Scuzzman, Are you mad that guy Scuzz Lightyear stole your whole schtick?

Hey Scuzz, if you were a bumper sticker what bumper sticker would you be?

DRAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

chickn is my brand. sandwich is more of an adjunct to the chickn. also turkey sandwich is rather blasé

I was the kid on Twitter searching for a pic of Hayes and Scharpling straight chillin on Halloween. Tom's wife (on his left) posted this. edit: changed my name/avatar to a Thxgiving theme. any likes you wanna give relating to that can go on this post please and thanks. thats a giblet in the bottom left corner. its pretty disgusting.

Here's a pic of the proceedings. That monster man is terrifying.

1669th post holy moly up top my brother!!!

I appreciate that Hayes gave that lost bird the pro version but there's a bird that really needs dat pro version and it's a chickn, baby.

wow thx for the spoilers. smh right now. I've heard that a certain chicknsandwich got a popcorn q in so im excited to give this a listen during my study bell. Not to say I wasn't already excited to hear from jeff dunham's hilarious cast of characters. also hbd Chanson! i'm a huge fan of your work on the forums. you truly hold no sacred cows!!!!

I bet tomorrow's ep is gonna be funny. Hopefully some heavy riffage and inspired bits will be had. Like if you agree or disagree.

Whenever I see a Steve H post I know I'm gonna get big laughs in me mouth

I'd rather Meet the Fockers

Jeff I've heard word around town that you're a notorious gamester. What's your favorite Angry Birds level? Mines either Bad Piggies or Ham 'em High.

Dear Jeff Dunham, Which race is least funniest?

It is stated in your Wikipedia page that you performed for years without any knowledge of stand up comedy besides the work of Bill Cosby. Will you speak about how Bill Cosby touched you at a young age, comedically?

A biography of John Butt by Robert Cummings. This is just too good. I mean his last name is Butt holy shit guys freakin wow

Fresh off the Backstrom Ben and Kate Plus 8 Eastbound and Party Down (this one would be very good) Mike and Mollaney (John Mulaney takes over Mellisa McCarthy's role as the sassy, Boston raised gal we all know and love. Hilarity issues.)