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    Alien: Covenant (2017)

    This movie is garbage from the very start. It makes even less sense than prometheus and the mistake they make when Dr. Shaw's hair is blowing in the wind when she has her helmet on. What was Scott thinking and how did this get made?
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    Episode 167 - Chopping Mall: LIVE!

    https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10213303938934587&set=pb.1281077496.-2207520000.1500657572.&type=3&theater Did anyone else notice this?
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    Episode 167 - Chopping Mall: LIVE!

    If the robots can remotely control the automated systems in the mall then why do to they need to audibley talk to one another? I know its a movie, but geez.
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    Episode 167 - Chopping Mall: LIVE!

    Why does a mall need a 24hr technician in a control room with no cameras? Also did anyone notice that the doughnut in the control room is torn up in the first shot and then whole in the next?
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    Episode 148 - Vampire's Kiss: LIVE!

    Correction/Omission Of course Cage was not a vampire. His shrink was the vampire. She either changed into or sent a bat to bite him to put him under her mind control in order to do her bidding. What that is, who knows. Vampires are known to have seductive powers which may explain the young hunk boy toy toting the two towels. Perhaps she wanted virgin blood from Alva. As June pointed out, Alva is “virginalized.” So maybe the ending is the shrink cutting off Cage from her grasp because he can’t cut it as a proper servant because he raped her. That would also describe her dismissal of his professed crimes. It's the perfect disguise. Convince others that they are a vampire and if doesn't work out you can always just say that they are clinically insane.
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    Episode 146 - Dreamcatcher

    Omission: If the endgame of the toothed vagina alien was to get into the water supply, why didn't it just swim down the toilet? Clearly it had no problem with diving down into a culvert/reservoir thingy so why is trapping it in a toilet and effective way of containing it?
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    Episode 820 - A Cotton Field Looks Beautiful

    What the fuck are you guys talking about? Just because someone is married to somone of a different background doesnt make them "not racist." Just let it go so we can move on as a society. Acknowledging and projecting racism onto certain races of people, is in itself, racist. You are just trying get attention you pathetic assholes.
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    Episode 133 - The Quest

    Omission: When Dobbs introduces himself he says "My name is Dobbs...Edgar Dobbs." Obviously a nod to James Bond. Did no one notice this?!
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    Episode 132 - Bloodsport: LIVE!

    Did anyone notice, during the bullying scene (00:09:00) there is a kid wearing a Bartles & Jaymes tshirt?
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    Episode 130 - Teen Witch

    You must not be a Comedy Bang Bang fan then.
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    Episode 130 - Teen Witch

    Check the scene where Luiz Guzman puts her dog brother in the tub. There is actually no water in it.
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    Episode 130 - Teen Witch

    We need to talk about David. Brad's girlfriend tells brad to give David the keys to his car and he just does it, for no reason! Does this mean that David's girlfriend is also a witch? Then he pretty much date rapes Luiz Guzman. Was this a plan hatched by Randa to keep Luiz away from Brad?
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    Episode 130 - Teen Witch

    haha I took a screen shot of this exact shot!
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    Episode 130 - Teen Witch

    Omission: Hate to beat a dead horse but with regard to the magic, If water undos Luiz Guzman's spells, doesn't it follow that since everyone drinks water, all spells would be undone? And since our bodies our mostly water wouldn't spells not work in the first place?
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    Inside Man

    I nominate Inside Man. It is heralded as a great movie but if you pay attention, it makes absolutely no sense. The dialogue is hilariously bad and it is filled with racial commentary that eventually goes NOWHERE. It seems spike lee, after every line of dialogue, was just like, "Can we make that line about race?… Okay rewrite it." This movie is not good.
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    God's Not Dead

    Last year I watched this movie and took notes before immediately emailing HDTGM telling them they should do it. As a joke I mentioned that Jason wouldn't like it because he is muslim. Paul didn't think this was funny and said, "BTW Jason is Greek." Haha. I really hope they do this one.
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    Episode 128 - Streets of Fire: LIVE!

    Either way it's not fucking Pat Benetar whom I love! haha. It is a very catchy tune though.
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    Episode 128 - Streets of Fire: LIVE!

    The opening song is actually Bonnie Tyler not Pat Benatar. She also did "I Need a Hero" from Short Circuit 2. I also thought it was Pat Benatar. They have a similar sound. http://www.last.fm/m...Streets+Of+Fire)
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    EPISODE 125 - Steel: LIVE!

    Omissions: Why is it that they craft a hammer that Irons never uses as a hammer? It just turns into a gun/magnet. Also, why can't Sparks just make some robotic leg braces? She already made a weaponized laser chair!
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    EPISODE 125 - Steel: LIVE!

    I used to maintain and operate weapon systems for the Navy and I can tell you, no, there aren't senators hanging out watching the firing exercises. We once did a firing exercise where 6 ships took turns firing missiles and cannons at a decommissioned ship in order to sink it and create a reef structure for aquatic life. There were no admirals or senators watching or Judd Nelsons there.
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    EPISODE 78 — The Gun Show

    I used to like this podcast until I heard this episode. I have never heard more uniformed people talk about a topic since the last time I heard Bill O'reiley say anything. You mentioned that lots of children die from finding guns in the home. What you dont know is that swimming pools kill more children than guns. But who wants to hear that when all of us California kings are wasting water and enjoying our staus on the west coast on our moral high ground. Fuck you.
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    EPISODE 124 - Hackers

    Correction It turns out LOVE is a more popular password than you think. On a podcast called We Have Concerns, Episode entitled Past Word Passwords they discuss a Russian hacker who posted 32 million passwords from a company called Rockyou. The fifth most used password was "iloveyou." The word love appears many more times in different iterations in the top one hundred and in some instances in spanish. http://reusablesec.b...d-list-top.html Something you left out was how insane it is that Matthew Lillard's character Cereal, outs the villain by simply accusing him of a crime on TV. His accomplice is immediately arrested and he soon after without any sort of preliminary investigation. So all I have to do to get someone arrested is say that they committed a crime on television? Come on.
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    God's Not Dead

    College philosophy professor Mr. Radisson's curriculum is challenged by his new student, Josh, who believes God exists.
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    Why isn't James Adomian in everything all the time?

    He did an impression of Dr. Bronner once. Dr. fucking Bronner the soap guy! Who does that!? It blew my mind.
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    God's Not Dead

    This is one of those movies that would make Jason so mad he wouldn't be able to review it. And not just because he is Muslim. I made that joke in an email to Paul and the response I got back was, "FYI: Jason's Greek." haha. While it's funny that he thought I was serious, it's funnier that he thinks that being Greek and Muslim are mutually exclusive!