FisterRoboto

The best Shaq endorsement is his endorsement of Chris Christie's gubernatorial re-election campaign in 2013: "Excuse me. He's a great man."

Only if Dave Foley and/or PFT comes on for it.

Which is probably taken from his TiVo bit from his standup.

The fuck are you trying to say about "The Cutting Edge"?

More importantly, HOW HAS HDTGM NEVER DONE THE RUINING MAN?!

Great episode. And I'm so glad that when the audience member asked about replacing Shaq with another 90s basketball star, Jason said Larry Bird. Because my first thought was of Nick Kroll's Larry Bird, which is what they should use to remake this movie.

So, Lando's going to be on Talkin' 'Tang soon?

God, how I wish they had gotten Lexi Alexander for that piece. She's my favorite when it comes to stuff like that because she is 100% out of fucks to give (and her appearance in the Punisher: War Zone ep is easily in my top 10 HDTGM eps). On a related note, did you guys hear how Hasbro finally caved and put Rey in the Star Wars Monopoly because I guess they finally realized that "it would have been a spoiler to put her in it" was a shit excuse.

Well, Shmi was in the dinner scene with Jar Jar, which basically feels like an eternity, and I was estimating based off everything else taking, like, two and a half minutes.

Don't forget: Zam Wessell (bounty hunter from Attack of the Clones) Aurra Sing (bounty hunter in TPM) Aayla Secura (Jedi General killed in Revenge of the Sith) Toryn Farr (rando at Hoth base in Empire) Lieutenant Connix (at Resistance base in TFA and played by Carrie Fisher's daughter, Billie Lourd) Barriss Offee (at fight on Geonosis in Attack of the Clones) Shmi Skywalker Except for, like, Amidala (really? first?), Rey, and Leia, I'd be interested to see what the cumulative screen time of all these other female characters is. I'm going to guess 12 minutes, and that 80% of that is Shmi Skywalker.

You know that actually used to be on their license plates? "Oklahoma is OK" I think they recently changed it to "Native America," which is a fun way of reminding everyone of all the indigenous people that were forcibly relocated there.

I'm having to take a 6 AM flight to Oklahoma. Nothing about that sentence is okay.

I'm kind of hoping it's still on Friday. I have to catch an early flight to a place I don't really want to go, but it will go down easier if I can listen to the new ep on the plane.

This is the best part of the list right here. Well done, sir.

How to make Adam Driver look even weirder: Put him next to two incredibly attractive people.

DON'T TALK ABOUT ME LIKE I'M NOT HERE, TAYLORANNE!

To be fair, "Shazam" is the word that transforms Billy Batson into Captain Marvel (who DC renamed "Shazam" after the New 52 launch, but that's bullshit, so he's still Captain Marvel) and was the title of DC's Captain Marvel book because of an existing trademark by Marvel. Marvel's Captain Marvel came out almost 30 years after the DC one, but the DC character's book had always been called Whiz Comics (similar to how Superman was Action Comics and Batman was Detective Comics). That's the short version of a really long history between the two characters, but basically, my point is that unless you're a comic book nerd, I can see how you might get them confused. If that had come from Jason, it would be inexcusable, but I can see how Paul might get it mixed up (I'm a comic book nerd, and I still have take a minute to remember which Captain Marvel people are talking about when they mention the upcoming movie. Which is only gets more confusing sometimes because they're putting out both a Shazam and a Carol Danvers Captain Marvel movie.

The only controversy for Wolf of Wall Street is that it portrays Jordan Belfort as a kind of hero, when he's really a despicable piece of shit. But, since I'm an adult who can enjoy a piece of film as entertainment, I don't really see a problem with liking the movie and being able to separate that from the real Jordan Belfort, who defrauded a shitload of people.