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I usually hold it in a fist because I'm clumsy and will probably drop it if I don't. And I'm also drinking better beer than Corona, which tastes like shit at any temperature. Or Tokyo Drift. That one is pretty terrible, too. But at least it has Bow Wow's Hulk car:

"8" is probably also the number of times he closes his mouth when not speaking instead of just standing around slackjawed.

Well, I couldn't make the gifs in April, but I did go crazy making them after the digital release last week. (I've still got a few more at home to add, including one for an omission I totally thought they were going to bring up)

More importantly, why does he have the cast? And why is he up walking around? When Elena tells Dom about Hobbs' injuries, she says he has a broken collar bone and a double leg fracture. But all he has is a cast on his arm. And he's still able to do this with all those injuries:

That whole conversation about which movies June has seen was by far my favorite part of the episode, especially Adam's "Not only have you seen them; we've picked them apart in almost pornographic detail."

If I don't have a beer koozie, that's how I hold mine. It keeps the heat of your hand away from the actual beer so your beer stays cold.

By the way, fuck the Sharknado series; we need to get the HDTGM crew into Fast and/or Furious 8.

So, small correction about the whole "just go in a building" thing. They had to be within a certain range of the helicopter that had the God's Eye in it in order for Ramsey to upload her hack, so they had to keep moving. That said, in the bus chase scene, why did NO ONE know how to use their brakes? Like, the guns come out of the side of the bus. Ludacris has time to roll up his fucking window (which is down for no reason at all), but he can't be like, "If I just brake and move behind the bus, I'll immediately be out of the line of fire."

Totally. I saw this movie in the theater, and I had the exact same sense of dread that Jason described. Also, I made this gif when they announced Furious 7 and was holding onto it until the ep came out because I didn't want to ruin the best part of the movie:

I like how you picked a gif of one of the characters that's not even in this movie.

Are you sure you won't try a nice Belgian ale instead?

Oh, does he smoke pot? I've never heard him mention it.

Nope. Still in the works. Not yet. According to this post by Adam Sachs, they're going to hold off putting the archives behind a paywall until the Android app is released. I don't believe there has been yet, although this is one of the things I've read that a lot of people are concerned about. So I would hope that would be something they add in. It sounds like they're still pushing live bug fixes/feature updates into the iPhone app, so I'm hoping they consider this.

I've watched this movie three times since last Friday. How the shit is it only Tuesday?! I need this episode to be out now!

Such a great episode. I love MEJ, and pretty much everything he said in this episode made me laugh. I also loved where Paul's Cuban accent somehow morphed into Dracula at the end of "Jyes! We should look for your daughter!"

True, but Fast and Furious 8 hasn't even started filming yet, and isn't due out for two more years. The people that are into the series enough to be keeping up with it at this point probably won't be that confused. Also, the next movie should be called "Infuri8ed."

Yeah, but not really, though, because the site is almost unusable on a mobile browser for all the reasons I mentioned above.

That would be a double Cackattack.

You shouldn't be too confused. This might be surprising, but it's not a complex story. I don't remember that. I know they marketed 6 under Fast Six (although the title onscreen is Fast & Furious 6).

Not sure where his character's supposed to be from, but that's Tony Jaa, who is Thai and 100% speaks that way. So I don't really know it's racist to use his actual voice.

5 and 6 kept the "Fast" name. They changed it for 7 because: (I really could gif this whole movie)

I have a friend that likes to nitpick the most pointless shit (not in a fun way like we do here, but in a really annoying know-it-all kind of way). His first complaint was that when The Rock is in the hospital, the way his gun is lying on the table would make it impossible for him to pick up and use quickly if anything happened. Yes, the position of the gun is the biggest logical flaw of this movie. Not the fact that he was just blasted out of a building and fell - at a conservative guess - 30 feet straight onto his back, leaving him with minor injuries and Elena without even a bruise. And not the fact that Vin "Sausage Fingers" Diesel drives his car straight off of a cliff and rolls down a mountain. And not that I should note that I am okay with ALL of these things. But if you're going to accept all of that stuff, you should probably be okay with something so trivial as a gun facing a certain direction.

I have never even heard of this movie, but I just read a quick synopsis, and I must go find it!

He clearly tried to bulk up so that The Rock wouldn't dwarf him like in the previous movies (although he still does). He basically looks like a giant sausage in this movie because he was just "cultivating mass" - to borrow a phrase from Ronald "Mac" McDonald.

Oh, sorry, I was thinking about coming back from a flashback, not coming back to the present from a flash-forward.