FisterRoboto

I googled "chuck norris movie motorcycle bomb school bus" and found Invasion USA. This scene has everything you described, except he's in a truck instead of on a motorcycle: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whUo8sI5OuY The sound cuts off, but I'm pretty sure he either says "You lose this?" or "You lost this" right before he puts it on the car.

Fuck that. We clearly are.

I think we all have one or more of those movies where we just totally nerd out. That's how I was during TMNT 2. And if I had been aware of this podcast when they did Batman & Robin, I would have been borderline insufferable.

Yeah, you definitely need the setup to fully appreciate such a nuanced piece of film.

I totally had a moment between when Paul described the movie and when he gave the name where I thought, "Were there white supremacists in Sidekicks?"

THIS IS THE INTERNET! PEOPLE HAVE TO LIKE WHAT I LIKE OR THEY CAN GEEEET OOOOOUUUUUT! (For real, though, that's a levelheaded way to look at it, and I should probably have the same outlook.)

I think that would fall under one of Jason's "Thank God this got made!"

#Sharknadoyes is beating #Sharknadono by a 10:1 ratio. This makes me sad. I really don't think I can sit through another of these intentionally awful movies.

In today's episode, Lisa Hanawalt gave a comparatively vague location with Malibu. We also had Savannah, GA a while back (which turned into my favorite episode so far). These two stick out because a lot of the others are more specific. My question is: does it make it harder or easier when a guest suggests a place like Malibu/Savannah vs a more specific place like "The Waiting Room in an Oil Place" or "The Annual Ghost Sex Convention"? Or is it one of those "Neither; it's just different"-type scenarios?

Sarah Burns is always so wonderful when she's in character and then just becomes the most awkward person ever when she's out of character. And it cracks me up every time.

I'm hoping it comes tonight. I need to know what the next movie is so I can find time to watch it this week!

I'd have to watch it again to be sure (and I'm not going to fucking do that), but didn't she go in, and then he hung back for literally no reason at all? Like, if he had just followed directly behind her, he would have been fine, but I seem to remember there being this awkward pause that felt like it was only there just so the door could close between them.

The Alamo Movie They Don't Want You to See!

That'd be a documentary, though. Trust me; I'm from Texas.

I don't think we mentioned it in this thread yet. In the minisode thread, I remember posting a very angry "fuck this shit" post about the engineer being named Harleen Quinn (we had also had a long derail about Joker and Harley Quinn in the Runaway thread, so it was somewhat.....whatever the opposite of serendipitous is).

Taylorannephoto wrote a really good conversation starter about this on the last page. It's a pretty good read. The one thing I would add to that, though, is that the tornado picked up the fucking Washington Monument and spiked it into the White House. And yet, as tayloranne pointed out, not a single person acts like it's even remotely windy outside.

Don't worry. Someone will bring it up six more times before this thread is over. I think they talked about some issues on why that might be in the ep, but I don't remember what those were. I'll have to give it another listen.

Ann Coulter wouldn't have, though. When she's not busy trying to learn the secrets of Castle Grayskull, Coulter is pretty good at denying basically any facts thrown in front of her. I still say this movie would have been better if she had denied that Sharknadoes were real right before she got eaten by a shark. Also, Asylum is notoriously right-wing. They even have a production division called Faith Films that puts out super-conservative religious films. Unrelated: #SharknadoYes seems to be winning on Twitter right now. Uuuuugggghhhhh. These movies aren't "getting better," like Scott said. They're just jerking off now and seeing how intentionally bad they can make them.

Man, I actually had to work today, and I came back to a ton of awesome shit you guys said. This was infuriating for me. Fin was like, "Let's get you suited up!" and then April is suited up and in the fucking shuttle in a matter of seconds. It would take longer than five minutes just to get her pregnant ass in a goddamn flight suit, much less getting to the shuttle itself, which - as someone else mentioned - seemed to be about 400 hallways away. Also, didn't Fin have to leave The Hoff because his little jetpack thingy couldn't get him back to the shuttle? Or did I misinterpret their probably totally legit science? Because if he couldn't make it back to the shuttle, how the fuck could he make it to the goddamn moon? That's some sacrilegious bullshit right there, dude. Not to mention that they could have literally jumped the shark (which this movie did during the first goddamn installment) because it was standing in the middle of, like, ten steps and completely not moving at all. Can we fucking talk about Bruce's death? They mentioned on the episode about how there was no reason for him to be there, but what's even worse than that is that Fin and April can't even be bothered to stop their conversation for five fucking seconds while Bruce is yelling at them about a shark. They straight up let him die, and then they really don't give a shit about what happened to him. These motherfuckers are selfish. (And that's how you make one long post instead of 20 short, one-sentence posts....)

Has Fin's middle name come up in one of the other movies? I didn't notice this until they played the audio for the Presidential Medal of Freedom scene, but his full name is Finley Alan Shepard. For those non-space nerds out there, Alan Shepard was the dude that piloted the lunar lander for the Apollo 14 mission. Here he is standing next to the American flag on the moon: This is by far the most interesting part of this shitty, shitty movie.

You were sure to save your margaritas when the pteranodons attacked? (Minor Jurrasic World spoiler...) Also, that signature. I hope it was everything taylorannephoto hoped it would be.

I know. Today was my last day at my current job, and I had basically nothing to do. I really could have used some HDTGM to make it through.

It was so much funnier when I thought only 200 people had voted.

Topsy is a good tool for that, so I'm sure it's pretty accurate. I work in marketing, and our social media team uses it to track a lot of shit.

I think it's hilarious that there are less than 200 votes (out of an estimated 2.81 million viewers). I wonder if that includes all the tweets I saw that included both hashtags because I saw a lot of those...not that I was looking.