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Hayes N Sean

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  9. Posted

    HELLO!

     

    I have no idea if this is an appropriate place to post this, but I am a new person.

     

    I have been putting off joining the forums and posting here because you all are very intimidating and it's spooky! But Nohorseman, Chicknsandwich and Greggy all told me you guys would be cool and that I should go for it, so here I am, trembling in anticipation.

     

    Yung Chickn also told me that if I let you guys know I am a female-type human being, it will make you like me more. Seems pretty sexist to me, but I'll withhold judgment for now. #notallmen

     

    I hope we shall all be lovely friends.

     

     

    Don't worry, just stick with me on this forum and you'll be alright. I'm sort of a hero here.

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  10. Posted

    You were in the woods?

     

     

    Yeah, the job I had over the last three months had me living in the middle of the woods. It was at a hotel sort of place so it's not like I was roughing it too badly, we just didn't have any internet up there. Every Tuesday would drive into the nearest town (30 minutes away) to download Hollywood Handbook, Comedy Bang Bang, and If I were You. Besides that I didn't have any access to the internet.

     

    I only left one post about this a few months back, so I guess I'll forgive you for not noticing my absence

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  13. Posted

    Hi guys. I'm sure you were all terrified for my safety seeing as how I haven't commented in a few days. I recently started a new job where I'm living out in the woods, I'll probably only be able to get on the internet once a week. Just letting you just know that I'm not dead, but I will be gone from here for the most part until late August.

     

    I'm sure you will all miss me terribly.

     

    See you all in three months.

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  14. Posted

    Hi guys. I'm sure you were all terrified for my safety seeing as how I haven't commented in a few days. I recently started a new job where I'm living out in the woods, I'll probably only be able to get on the internet once a week. Just letting you just know that I'm not dead, but I will be gone from here for the most part until late August.

     

    I'm sure you will all miss me terribly.

     

    See you all in three months.

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  19. Posted

     

    I don't get it.

     

    Doctors are for people. Cookies are for eating. Some people like eating crumbly cookies. It's a real shame that you would infer that there's something wrong with a crumbly cookie. So wrong, in fact, that the cookie would need to go see a human doctor because it's unhealthy. Cookies should be proud of themselves whatever their consistency. All cookies are beautiful the way they are. People like you are the reason why racism isn't dead in this country.

     

     

    Personally I believe that a soft gooey cookie is the only cookie worth eating, if that makes me a cookie racist, well I guess I'm a cookie racist. Let me try another joke though.

     

    A duck walks into a bar and says "you got any grapes?" The bartender says "nope, no grapes" then the duck says ok and walks away.

     

    The next day the duck comes back into the bar and says "you got any grapes?" the bartender says "No, we sell alcohol and beer here, we don't sell any grapes" so the duck says ok and walks away.

     

    The next day the duck comes back and says "you got any grapes?" the bartender says "No, I don't have any grapes, and if you ask again I'm going to nail your face to the bar" the duck then walks away.

     

    The next day the duck comes back and says "you got any nails?" The bartender says "No, we don't have nails here" Then the duck says "You got any grapes?"

     

    HAHA get it...

     

    Please Chanson, you have to let jokes and laughter into your heart.

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  20. Posted

     

    Actually it's a sidewalk and the tiles of the bottom part of a street-level commercial building façade with a girl's leg and brightly colored boot. There is also a cat on a leash.

     

    I am on the record as saying I do not like jokes or fun. Do not test me on this.

     

    OK Chanson, this is my time to shine,

     

    Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

     

    He felt crumby.

     

    Ha, get it?

     

    If that didn't change your mind on jokes then nothing will.

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