Hayes N Sean

Happy birthday Hayes, I know I've been absent from these forums for over a year, but my father always told me that absence makes the heart grow stronger. See you all next year.

Maybe five four club can make their clothing this month all Sean and Hayes themed. Now that Sean has cooled down on the poster game.

When will the boys each get their own shoes? Also what is Earwolfs snapchat name?

Is your dad looking for new friends? Because I think him and I could get along quite nicely.

I listened to the ads that Hayes and Sean did for the wolfpop shows, if that counts.

Oh boy! Can't wait for the boys to call me up to be cohost when they finally get around to doing Midwest Microsoft Word Document.

Good epsiode. P.S I've been gone for two months have I missed anything?

Good, that was going to be my first lesson to fitting in on these forums. Fact checking leads to knowing too much, and nobody likes a know-it-all.

Don't worry, just stick with me on this forum and you'll be alright. I'm sort of a hero here.

Yeah, the job I had over the last three months had me living in the middle of the woods. It was at a hotel sort of place so it's not like I was roughing it too badly, we just didn't have any internet up there. Every Tuesday would drive into the nearest town (30 minutes away) to download Hollywood Handbook, Comedy Bang Bang, and If I were You. Besides that I didn't have any access to the internet. I only left one post about this a few months back, so I guess I'll forgive you for not noticing my absence

By the way very upset I never got the pro version during my absence. Every week I would tie $200 to a homing pigeon and listen to this podcast to see if I got chosen. And it never happened.

Hey guys, just wanted to let you know I made it out of the woods. I'm back for good now. Not that you people probably cared.

Hi guys. I'm sure you were all terrified for my safety seeing as how I haven't commented in a few days. I recently started a new job where I'm living out in the woods, I'll probably only be able to get on the internet once a week. Just letting you just know that I'm not dead, but I will be gone from here for the most part until late August. I'm sure you will all miss me terribly. See you all in three months.

Hi guys. I'm sure you were all terrified for my safety seeing as how I haven't commented in a few days. I recently started a new job where I'm living out in the woods, I'll probably only be able to get on the internet once a week. Just letting you just know that I'm not dead, but I will be gone from here for the most part until late August. I'm sure you will all miss me terribly. See you all in three months.

I did! Surely now the forum will respect me.

Did I actually get first comment?

Good job, but most importantly, why is your window so small?

There is no greater joy in life then sharing a nice pint of beer with a duck friend. You should really move to a more open minded state.

Personally I believe that a soft gooey cookie is the only cookie worth eating, if that makes me a cookie racist, well I guess I'm a cookie racist. Let me try another joke though. A duck walks into a bar and says "you got any grapes?" The bartender says "nope, no grapes" then the duck says ok and walks away. The next day the duck comes back into the bar and says "you got any grapes?" the bartender says "No, we sell alcohol and beer here, we don't sell any grapes" so the duck says ok and walks away. The next day the duck comes back and says "you got any grapes?" the bartender says "No, I don't have any grapes, and if you ask again I'm going to nail your face to the bar" the duck then walks away. The next day the duck comes back and says "you got any nails?" The bartender says "No, we don't have nails here" Then the duck says "You got any grapes?" HAHA get it... Please Chanson, you have to let jokes and laughter into your heart.

OK Chanson, this is my time to shine, Why did the cookie go to the doctor? He felt crumby. Ha, get it? If that didn't change your mind on jokes then nothing will.

They released it into two movies actually. The first part was Exit through the gift shop, the second part was Blackfish.

Uh oh, looks like someone stole Batkid from Sean and Hayes. Hopefully their TV show will survive without him.

Hey guys, I don't have an Instagram. But I promise if I ever make one you people will be the first ones to hear about it.

Kittens some day you'll find a nice person. Look at how many forum people want to marry you. First day is always the worst. You can get through this friend.

I'm beginning to suspect that Engineer Brett and Engineer Rashid are the same person. Some sort of crazy Kaizer Soze situation going on here.