GotAphasia

Filmed in 1990, released in 1994. Was intended to be a musical but all the musical numbers were cut out before release. This pile of hot garbage stars Dr. Cox and Buster Poindexter in a ... who cares? This was my "Movies can be bad" revelation. I'd come close the year before when I took a date to Loaded Weapon 1, but this finally did it.

Bloodsport, the origin of my favorite movie quote ever: Side note: In high school, a friend and I loved Kickboxer so much that we got haircuts like Tong Po. Picture a high fade with six-inch braid hanging off the back of our heads. I'm so glad no pictures survived.