Maximilian

Jason is probably a fraction god because Zeus is a man whore. I wish he'd get me my very own goddamn pegasus.

Thanks so much for this. It made my day and put me in an infinitely better mood. They must have needed that extra umph in Sharknado 3. They've only been turning it up to 10 the past two movies.

I know what I'm watching on Netflix tonight.

Thank you for affirming that his earlier work was not bad. I broke up with a girl once for owning Grownups on DVD... or she might have been crazy it was one or the other.

I just had a terrible thought and I pray that it is not an epiphany because I hope 20 years ago me had alright taste in movies. What if Adam Sandler was never funny and I just matured?

Part of me is wanting to give the movie a chance because I like John Francis Daley (co-writer/ co-director of Vacation) in Freaks and Geeks and really enjoyed Horrible Bosses which he co-wrote. Then I saw the trailer and remembered he wrote that movie about Steve Carrell and Jim Carey being magicians that flopped. It looks to be about 2 hours too long. I don't dislike Ed Helms but I don't think he's the type of guy that should play the lead in any movie. I'm fine with Ed being quirky Ed in moderation but I don't have the patience to sit through a feature length film in which he's doing what he does for 1.5 to 2 hours or 5 hours if he ever stars in a Judd Apatow film. I never quite understood what ignorance is bliss truly was until I learned they want to do a reboot/remake of the Naked Gun starring Ed Helms. I wonder of OJ Simpson will reprise his role.

I can verify that the full movie of Theodore Rex is on Youtube. It has more thumbs ups than thumbs downs. Looks like we're in for a treat.

I don't know what fantasy world I've been living in but I have been oblivious to the fact that McHale's Navy was made into a movie. I checked out the cast of McHale's Navy and I'm not brave enough to go as far as to watch the trailer. You truly are brave. Is it just me or were the mid to late 90's over saturated in military themed comedies?

Thank you for the information. Looks like I got some catching up to do.

Please pardon my ignorance, what exactly is RiffTrax? I did a little research but only enough to find out that the guys behind Mystery Science 3,000 are not dead, I had erroneously assumed that they were. How long have they been doing this? I'm feeling a little bummed out that I'm just now finding this out. At least it's National Junk Food Day, so there's that. I'm bout to feed these feelings.

I don't recall Clint having a love interest in this movie, so that could be why people like it. I can't decide if Clint coming off as both a father figure and a love interest to younger women is funny because it's uncomfortable or just uncomfortable. I'll be damned, I got an image of Clint Eastwood sitting on a bed telling a young lady not to undress just yet because he has to phone his doctor, on a rotary phone, to ask if his heart is healthy enough for sex. Yikes!!!!

Vampire's Kiss isn't an example of a movie that the thought "How did this get made" crawls into my head. If anything, why aren't there more movies like this? Pardon my enthusiasm but this movie is awesome!!!!!! Know how I know that Nic Cage knows the alphabet? I watched Vampire's Kiss!!!!!

Bravo!! Well done!! Might be time for you to find a hobby though.

As a kid I "wrote" Christmas cards to Gulf War soldiers. They never wrote me back but the did write my little brother back. Such horseshit!!!!!!! I'm still jealous. Ya'll got a better Netflix over there. We just got Roadhouse on the States one!

There is no way of knowing 100% for sure if he had no sexual contact with her before taking her to Paris for her birthday. I don't know much about sexual abuse but courting a girl and prepping her for an adult relationship seems abusive to me. Girls that age are impressionable. __________________ on a lighter note because both Seinfeld and Allen were brought up because they are creepers

I know what the entertainment will be at my next birthday party now. The young people call it getting turned up these days. Turned is pronounced turnt.

I don't know if it's been posted but this is currently the second highest posted upon episode thread. I couldn't resist.

The thing that bothers me most about the junkyard, WHERE ARE THE DOGS?!!!! I refuse to believe that the turtles could have used their nonexistent ninja skills to sneak past the junkyard dogs.

No but I am a segway enthusiast.

Side note the choreography for that number was done by Scott Stapp. I'm glad my parents didn't love me enough to take me to an Out of their Shell performance and/or buy me the VHS.

For crying out loud, this would be a horrible movie to do because the majority of the episode would be bitching about having to watch it. By majority I mean a good 90% or more. My Christian name being Paul, this movie is terribly offensive to me and all the other Pauls of the world. The movie has tarnished my image and caused me irreparable harm.

Some men have a greater calling than others. Those men are turtle men.

Dammit! Now I'm going to expect that to happen and when it doesn't I'm going to be thinking, "This movie is bullshit!"

The most disappointing thing about David Warner as Professor Jordon Scientist dude is that he never once used his calculator watch to calculate anything... that and he didn't cure cancer. A baby snapping turtle is tiny. I nearly stepped on one walking home from work the other day. Was this by chance the Turtle Man on Animal Planet? You know the "live action" guy that picks up turtles out of swamps and creeks and enjoys dancing. Below is a picture of the little snapping turtle baby I almost stepped on. From head to tail, it was smaller than the palm of my had. My hands are about average for a man.

I'm going to go out on a limb and say that forcing your child to watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II The Secret of the Ooze is considered child abuse in the state of California.