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Maximilian

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    Left Behind (2014)

    Add Marty McFly's mother, Lea Thompson to that list. As you can tell from the picture below she's still hot as ever. I did watch the movie all the way through and I was rewarded a little over an hour in when Nic Cage dentifies his copilot as being a Christian because of his watch.
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    Queen of the Damned (2002)

    You may have dusted yourself off but you weren't able to try it again.
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    Kickboxer (1989)

    That's a cooler name than the Protector. At least we drive on the right side of the road, pun intended.
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    Romeo Must Die (2000)

    Jet Li plays football in it right? If I'm not mistaking it for something else, that's a legit reason for making a movie.
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    Kickboxer (1989)

    Tony Jaa is awesome in the Protector... I think that's the name of the movie. There's elephants martial arts and has something to do with Sydney.
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    Kickboxer (1989)

    Smigg thanks a bunch for your summaries of the sequels. I hadn't watched the sequels before and just got around to watching 2. You must be a superman to have been able to watch all the sequels. Fun fact in Kickboxer 2 they change the spelling of Sloane to Sloan. I'll have to watch the other 3 sequels thanks to your summary of them. Each sequel sounds much more crazy as it goes on. In all honesty, I am looking forward to the new Kickboxer movie even if JCVD isn't Kurt Sloane. I'm glad he's back. It should be a fun one. I just have to wait till it's released sometime next year. I think Batista could make an interesting Tong Po.
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    Kickboxer (1989)

    Is it wrong that I enjoy this movie? For all its flaws which there are a ton, it's still a very fun film to watch. If I couldn't get past a paralyzed man being able to move his legs, I would not enjoy this film.
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    Noah (2014)

    That was the only part of the film that I actually enjoyed. The movie, for me, was long enough that I almost forgot about the Rock Angels or Rock Ents. I'm glad I was able to read through the comments today to reinforce just how crazy the movie is. I have no idea how the critics gave it such high scores.
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    Fan Art (or filling time by playing around on photoshop)

    That Point Break poster reminds me of the little video Paul's pals from Human Giant made with some of their buds from Reno 911.
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    Point Break (1991)

    I've had it with all these mother f words'ing re-makes in mother f words'ing Hollywood. Enough is enough!!! I'm crashing the premier with my exPresidents mask and holding a picket sign, kindly asking the parties responsible for this atrocity to choose another profession, preferably something that they aren't terrible at. I'm tired of having a bad time at the movies and paying more than the cost of the video home system cassette to watch it in a crowded theater.
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    Episode 109 - FACE OFF: LIVE!

    The Time Man of the Year thing is a bit much... considering that they don't announce it till December.
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    Episode 109 - FACE OFF: LIVE!

    I am flabbergasted that it hasn't been brought up that once Nic Cage becomes John Travolta he destroys organized crime, disarms the bomb, and is named Time Man of Year all in a week!!!!
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