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I've been out of the country but don't think I haven't been using my time away to cook up a really "spicy" post here goes nothin, prepare yourself for the post a few weeks in the making get your emoji reacting fingers ready: good stuff, very funny!

hey i already heard this one edit: oh its new. nevermind, will check it out

aw shucks my popcorn gallery question didn't get picked this week. oh well, hopefully my friends were amused by it at the least! maybe a little puff of air huffed out of your nose. see you all again friday night and we can mix it up all over again!! never gets any less fun oh and another thing, great ep

gonna pretend that Hayes and Sean remembered the first Erin Gibson ep from reading the HH wiki, that was one of the ones we did when Slayner and I were at the helm. Now that's out of the way, here's today's detached semi-ironic post in that classic forums style: "gonna start a fantasy HH draft where we all get to draft Hayes and Sean and the laughs are points and we all tie for first." that's a "dinger" (member the little league kid who said that from earlier this northern hemisphere summer?) out of the park this week.

countin down to labor day folks

Would be such a hoot if Sean and Hayes did a popcorn gallery this weekend for american labor day, would qualify as some of that irony stuff they do that I can pick up on every single time 100%

All the new characters on the pro version were great fun. They're the cinnamon bun and swedish fish etc flavored oreo to Intern Andy's Double Stuf tho, daddy wants the classic

**cracking my knuckles and jiggling my fingers over the keyboard getting ready for tomorrow's post**

been browsing r/flashlights and the tech here has improved drastically in the last five years due to advancements with batteries and high energy emitters. throw your maglite away bitch and get you a 90+cri nichia angled headlamp with a 18650

We lost Bernie Mac 10 years ago. Here's some really good jokes by him, and also remeber that time when he slaps a surfer on the belly and asks got any wax in Charlie's Angels full throttle http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsDN5BHp4NE

more jokes at scott aukerman's expense please. more everything at his expense, really, where can I send all these receipts

one of the first instances of "The Podcast Sound," Treese's use of the 4/4 time signature in this podcast segment theme set a precedent that every segment theme song would seek to replicate, often with disastrous results. Some historians would argue that "The Podcast Sound" never actually existed, as Treese would go on to more traditional podcast duties with famous guest spots as "before everyone knew he was wack" Elon Musk on Podcasts Are Wonderful, and others, before finally stepping into the co-host's chair, playing himself in The Official the Orville Podcast's "Numbers Guy" Tim Treese. With the updated software to the Earwolf forums, rumors abounded that the Popcorn Gallery Theme Song would finally be getting its due in the annals of recording history, but as any true fan of the genre knows, history can only crystallize looking back on the hits with the benefit of time. For now, we can just push play on the new forums and listen and enjoy, to the humble strums on his soon-to-become Signature Edition Squier "Treesocaster," as his voice dances in and out of the gallery, performing an essential task, explaining the inscrutable Popcorn with something that is all too absent from these days of Premium episodes and subscriber only reward q&a's: passion, spontaneity, creativity. If you liked this post, I'd love to do more like it. These podcast history posts are very important for me to do and Im hoping to build some trust with you, the reader. Please emoji react and tell just one other person about my posts that you think might like them. Until next time... ?

with this sick new leaderboard based reputation system, the "robotam policy" of paying posters is now elementary. dalton do you need my paypal or venmo or ....? I also am racing towards the first "sad" emote from one of the hosts i'm gonna get it. the closest i've gotten is a like on twitter telling a guest they were funny

[intro] Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment Would you capture it, or just let it slip? [Verse 1] Yo! His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already: Mom's spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now The clock's run out, time's up, over—blaow! Snap back to reality, oh there goes gravity, oh There goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad but he won't Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows His whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter, he's dope He knows that but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows When he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him [Chorus] You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… [Verse 2] His soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping This world is mine for the taking, make me king As we move toward a New World Order A normal life is boring; but superstardom's Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder Homie grows hotter, he blows, it's all over These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows He's known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father He goes home and barely knows his own daughter But hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product They moved on to the next schmoe who flows He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner But the beat goes on: da-da-dom, da-dom, dah-dah, dah-dah [Chorus] You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… [Verse 3] No more games, I'ma change what you call rage Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged I was playin' in the beginning, the mood all changed I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper All the pain inside amplified by the Fact that I can't get by with my nine-to- five and I can't provide the right type of life for my family 'Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers And there's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life And these times are so hard, and it's gettin' even harder Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter Caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much for me to wanna Stay in one spot, another day of monotony's Gotten me to the point I'm like a snail, I've got To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot Success is my only motherfuckin' option—failure's not Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got To go; I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot So here I go, it's my shot: feet, fail me not This may be the only opportunity that I got [Chorus] You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… [Outro] You can do anything you set your mind to, man Paul Rosenberg May Have Just Revealed The Title of Eminem’s New Album What Every Producer Should Know About Getting Paid

sick a Bosch t-shirt but STILL no tanks or no tanks tank top after all these years. earwolf is so in touch with their customers. oh and hey you if youre reading this and don't know what im talking about maybe try to translate from sarcasm fucker cause im fluent in it

Just noticed this, it should be spelled "Oswald " be sure to fix it whenever you see this dalton

robotam is right. not that I doubt him but I had a couple of minutes, so I just ran the numbers myself, simply to verify. He's gone. He's outta here. Who had July 18th (Western Hemisphere) in the Kevin will be fired pool? edit: wait a second, Fired Pool.... that gives me an idea for a super.. well not exactly hero

I'm more of an LA Podcast fan these days, really find myself using all the stuff I learned in everyday life. HH engages in nimby-ism each and every week: "Nice: It's My Best Yet!" This show just keeps getting better folks

Loving the Instagram questions feature. Would be cool if I had the ability to ask some questions of the guest on Hollywood Handbook

wow the boards are back great we're safe to return to the weird obligation we put on ourselves to post every week so that if the boards ever get hot again we can think to ourselves yeah but ive been posting every week tho

Hello from the Magic Tavern was ... different. I think they made all that stuff up, as far as I can tell. not buying it.

skip to 17:40 in Can I Pet Your Dog for Sean and Grace. They are funny and cute together, some very good pet bits. My wife, cat, and I have some bits too but these two are pros.

thank you Dairy Pillows

hi thanks for your concerns we will now enact the Less Kevin ordinance, where he gets 5 minutes of air time on the shows for every instance he talks Hayes and Sean into doing Tanks or No Tanks on the Pro Version

The only thing I wish was kicked out of a Red Hen was the way my cheeks Red-den when I get so mad at these damned libs!