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nohorseman

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  1. SteveH if you are going to be an HH fan you're going to have to stir the pot, stir every pot. Every pot is risotto now and if you don't stir it, it will ruin. Then you'll have nasty burnt up rice and what will Sean and Hayes do Saturday mornings anymore? Buck up pal, we like you with a spine.

     

    Also Kittens you have a very convincing case here. I thought there was something 'funny' about that movie Ted, and I knew it wasn't the script!!

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  2. I wish I could have warned Sean and Hayes against using the mailman as their confidante. Mailmen are notoriously idiotic. That being said, they also tend to be incredibly good looking; I happen to look exactly like a female version of my parents' mailman.

    "Great post.. man."

     

    -Karl Malone, lead actor of the English language remake of Il Postino

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  3. And these frickin' bigwigs at Marc MarONSANTO get these big, overly sweet, nutrient-devoid monocultured podcast guests-- I just want some old fashioned, organic, geimhos.

     

    The government's episode information is obviously so skewed by lobbys, I mean Serial grains are the bottom of the pyramid!? Cavemen didn't listen to that stuff, and uh... they did just fine.

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  4. HH forums need but 50ish more replies to overtake CBB. So here's a total non-sequitur question, also I've been dieting and am obsessed with food:

     

    What's the best sandwich you can get in the city that you live in? Or perhaps what is your city's signature sandwich?

     

    Kentucky does a sort of strange thing where they make a redneck version of Turkey Divan and put it over toast in a little dish. It's called a hot brown based off this hotel that 'invented it' and it's pretty good. Although I don't eat them often. I don't really even eat sandwiches all that often, most of the places around here are chains. I had a really good patty melt off a food truck a couple of years ago and I'm still talking about it though.

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  5. Sure, the Likes:Posts ratio Silly offers is nice but you need to account for the posts/thread stats too. In that case SteveH might be a good late first, early second round pick but you always risk him going on an American Diaper-esque posting rampage and getting shunned from the forums for the season. And Dixon is a definite lottery pick, you've gotta put some weight into consistency. That's a guaranteed 45-60 likes per week! You numbers guys always rely too much on advanced stats and try and get fancy with the draft. IT NEVER WORKS!

     

    I'd like to see you just try and hit that Caps Lock key when she posts a drawing.

     

    The real lingering question this season is if Bozos can be expected to keep popping off these 30+ likers every post. #bz30

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  6. anyone interested in joining a HH forum fantasy football league? that could be exciting

     

    I'm taking Sillylillyquee in my fantasy forum league. I'll trade up to get her. She doesn't have the two Star performances of a Dixon, or the name recognition / persona of a Joe McGurl but that likes-to-post ratio makes a numbers guy like me get dollar signs in my eyes

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