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I love the political satire of The Washington Monugents, so inoffensive!

You guys! Don't fight! Here's a song about the senselessness of conflict: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAR6XKHfXY0 (badly translated) lyrics over here Now, on the surface it might seem like this is a song about the inherent absurdity of the ideological divide between the east and the west during the cold war, but I believe it was actually written some 30 odd years ago with the express purpose of de-escalating a screenshot-feud on a podcast forum. I urge you to think of the birds from the song, before engaging! Oh, by the way, I'm doubling down on native references in hopes that this will add some extra exotic charm to my already pretty bubbly online persona, it worked quite well with the dutch murderer post, so why not

This dude is speaking my language

If I was an insult comic like Jeff - Roastmaster General- Ross (from the roasts) I'd say something like: "Okay, you convinced me, now I'll give this podcast a listen, because I know you won't appear on it" But I'm not. I'm a nice commenter, like the Australian guy who only has one leg and goes off on people like Joan Rivers and the Westboro Baptist Church for being so mean. So I'll just say: I enjoyed this episode, and I hope that in future episodes maybe SteveH gets a mention, or even an appearance, because I like him. Looking forward to your likes sincerely me

Of all the celebrities from my country to show up in a post-commercial anecdote first, never would I ever have guessed it would be famed murderer Joran van der Sloot. Makes you proud to be Dutch, I guess

Glad Sean has come out in favor of bingeing amateur porno in this age of prestige tv, finally some legitimacy for creeps like me

Great ensemble. Fun dialogue pace. Rob Lowe is funny in it.

I never imagined this possible, but I think you finally turned me off CatDog. Well, time to turn in my fanclub badge I guess, and the international meetup is only a week away. I was going as Lube, had a plane ticket to Irkutsk and everything

thanks

Dear Brandon, are you DB Cooper?

I can abide by the sexism but this homophobia has shaken me to the core

My special Crying and Commenting will be on dailymotion premium next fall. But seriously: you've taken me down a peg. Just what the doctor ordered. great job

Up your butt just kidding: this week's I4H has been replaced by a storify of Matt Besser trying to make authors of three-star amazon reviews see the error of their ways just kidding: I don't know, sorry

That's exactly what was missing in my life I miss my days as a laimestronaut

That's great, the last seduction seminar I took was cut short by instructor so he could sit in his car in the rain and sing the last part of an Aimee Mann song while staring into middle distance with a sad look on his face

You could always start a blog

Jan jr. Esq. forum rules: - Keep calm and chive on

I think we're talking at cross-references then* *Tie Xi Qu: West of the Tracks (2002)

If I remember correctly I'm referencing Rashomon

it's a cosby ref right?* *sorry if the not getting the reference is a reference I don't get

If you get this reference your childhood was awesome

I don't know what hot people like, I do know that I'm drunk and blue and listening to father john misty and that if Josh Tillman rang my doorbell and asked me to get down and engage in some good old-fashioned toilet artistry with him - which normally I'd only consider after the 3rd or 4th date - I'd totally be up for it. I hope this post doesn't give away how douchey I actually am, I can't assess that correctly anymore.

hooboy... solid piece of business

We join the choir invisible

I think there's a case to be made for christianity in science. . . a BOOKCASE . . . full of books I don't want to read about the role of christianity in science mic drop