Dads for Butt Stuff

It's happening:

I have no issues about my dick. Instead I have a theory about it. My dick is neither an actual sexual organ nor a fantasy. It represents desire itself. It's the projected fulfillment of desire from childhood when it's ascribed to the mother as the object that will make her complete. The child must learn that my dick is absent; a lack, and that we can neither be my dick to others, in order to make them complete, nor gain my dick and become complete. Instead we will all remain incomplete; castrated: a constantly desiring self without the hope of ultimate fulfillment. As a signifier for desire as such my dick is central to psychoanalysis, which is to say my dick's a HUGE concept. It's beyond God's judgement even; because my dick is a more fundamental concept than God himself, and my dick predates him. As you can see, I have no issues about my dick; my dick is about all issues.

Great 200th post And so on

Hey, fuck you guys, what's up buddies? Another great week for Hollywood Handbook! First of all 2 great episodes, one of which even has video. And then on the forums cool discussions of popularity and sex acts, which is cool, because I'm also a cool and popular sex-guy when I'm not online geeking out over comedy podcasts. Overall: 10/10

Is this a funny moment I screenshat here? It's like Brett's take on the "Here you have Johnny" moment from Mick Garris' famous The Shining

sounds like a Toilet Bowl Cleaners song edit: seriously, they're in love with parentheses in song titles

First the Dylan bashing and call for a witch hunt, now talk of smiting those who don't believe in Christ. If I were Jewish I would hypothetically start to feel pretty nervous about the direction this thread is taking. Maybe some classic Chuck Lorre vanity cards to balance it all out? edit: I would add a picture, but the thought of googling "chuck lorre vanity cards" is too depressing

it's nice to put a face to the stifled laughter (yeah, this is pretty low effort, but come on; look at that cute face!)

I'm actually not a stranger from Europe, I'm a hot single in your area

Are we still doing podcast complaints? I dislike the clearing the docket episodes of judge john hodgman, so maximum fun should just go jump off a bridge.

Sean O'Connor, our close friend (first segment) http://www.earwolf.com/episode/sean-oconnor-our-close-friend/ I found this using the Hollywood Handbook wiki this message is sponsored by the wiki visit http://hollywoodhandbook.wikia.com it's great

I like Richard Herring's Leicester Square Theatre Podcast. A casual fun conversation, kind of like By the way, in conversation with Jeff Garlin, only without Jeff Garlin and with mostly British guests. I'm also listening to Human Conversation with Erin Mcgathy and Wayne Federman. It's pleasant, if you like white people talking about stuff. Not listening to earwolf shows regularly at the moment apart from Hollywood Handbook, though I will check Spont every now and then, but it hasn't really grabbed me.

This reminds me of the speech my aunt gave at my parents' wedding

I'm @coffee_dad

I wonder if asking who Brandon Content is will do for the 21st century what asking who John Galt is did for the 20th maybe 40 years from now an eccentric advertising millionaire in a period drama will give a copy of this very podcast to the main character, so the writers can underline the main character's central motivation edit: I mean, of course, that he'll give him a subscription to Howl so he can easily navigate the podcast archive to find the episode

Give me that t-shirt!

tragedy with laffs and w/o the sad parts is how I describe it

Congratulations on making roughly 6000 minutes of hollywood handbook content, you crazy dingdongs! Also: tough crowd for fan tattoos. Glad I decided not to upload a picture of the "tanks but no tanks" tattoo I have on my shaft

Stunning dads, y'all

Yeah, I feel the same still, it's a step up from my other follower whose profile reads: "Fashion,Anti-UV,cheap. All in discount Ray-Ban sunglasses online store. Only $24.99. http://www.sunglass-shopping.com "

Yeah, but on good days I pass for German or Danish, a Luxemburgian, maybe, but that's stretching it. I just couldn't walk around this forum with that big a secret any longer

#1 dream: Taye Diggs. And not just because he became my 3rd twitter follower today and I needed a place to brag. Never mind the fact that he follows almost half a million people, and all three of my tweets so far have been in dutch - which I doubt he speaks - I'm special you guys; Taye likes my stuff. get this man on your show!

Hope I'm not overstepping, but can I declare myself cousin of the forum? You know, the kind of cousin you're allowed to marry, thrice removed or something

Good job boys, great laughs!

The view certainly increases the property value, not a bad investment