EPISODE 254 — We Go to Space to Come Right Back

[EPISODE 254 — We Go to Space to Come Right Back]

Mike O'Brien speaking truth to power about the format. I'm personally excited for the new format to start next week.

[EPISODE 104 — Nip/Tuck Commentary Episode 408]

 

 

so what is the format of the show gonna be without those charts? just interview? could be cool.

 

Oddly, no, they're scrapping Two Charted as well and doing just a host segment up front that will basically be Two Charted. Then they're going to do a guest segment. Wonder where they got THAT idea.

[EPISODE 104 — Nip/Tuck Commentary Episode 408]

Hi, remember when I whined about Who Charted? They listened and are scrapping the music/movie charts! My power has intensified, so just hope I don't turn it on HH. (My only complaint would be to get rid of that new guy Engineer Connor. I still don't know who that is. Stop it, Steve.)

[EPISODE 253.5 — 10/09/15 TWO CHARTED 192]

I think the new format will be a good change. I've felt like the conceit of the show with the music/movie charts has been stale for a while now. That might be heresy, so sorry, but I definitely think this will be better.

[EPISODE 104 — Nip/Tuck Commentary Episode 408]

 

 

I didn't REALLY want to know, Steve. I guess I'm just glad I don't have to learn about another new engineer. I don't have the mental energy for that.

[EPISODE 104 — Nip/Tuck Commentary Episode 408]

Who the fuck is Engineer Connor?

[EPISODE 103 — Allan McLeod, Our Close Friend]

Alright, I finished calculating them, here's the Kill/Death ratios for everyone who posted in the last week:

 

Going to assume I didn't make this list because it would just embarrass everyone else.

[EPISODE 103 — Allan McLeod, Our Close Friend]

Fun fact about my dick: it used to be a lil white penis but when I turned 18 and could vote I decided to get a tattoo of a big black dong on it and now people think "whoaw that's a big ol' honker you have there" when they see it.

 

I have nothing to say about this, but I just noticed your location and would like to commend you for getting googy.

[EPISODE 103 — Allan McLeod, Our Close Friend]

4 year olds don't know about parenthesi, you fucking liar

 

She's a really smart 4 year old. I mean I am. Dammit.

[EPISODE 103 — Allan McLeod, Our Close Friend]

 

Serious question is the girls getting special attention thing just a bit you guys do? Cause I thought y'all were serious about that but there are actually tons of girls here and it doesn't seem like they get any special treatment because of it.

 

I get a lot of special attention which is weird since I'm 4 years old. (I'm the blond one.)

[Who is your HH dream guest?]

...oh greggy... I fee like if I paste the link here, I'd be essentially killing you..so it's your call.

 

Poor greggy. Numbered days, man. Numbered days.

[EPISODE 102 — Joe Wengert Again, Our Close Friend]

I'm actually the little girl in my avatar. I want to watch Disney Jr. all the time and like the color pink.

[EPISODE 102 — Joe Wengert Again, Our Close Friend]

7. Who Charted (Gotten bored with it recently but still enjoyable)

 

I hate to because I used to love it, but I agree that it's gotten stale. I think the conceit of the show has run its course, and the charts almost never lead to any actual conversation about the guest. Also, I might be the only one, but I'm completely done hearing about Summah/the ocean and how much Howard hates Wintah/space. Just like what you like and let other people like what they like. It's tiring. Hayes injected a much needed dose of energy into it though.

 

Sorry, but it feels good to get that off my chest. I just watched the LAPodFest ep of HH. Pete Holmes was right: HH is even better when you can see their faces. More faces!

[Recommended starting point for newbie to HH]

When in doubt, start with a Paul F. Tompkins ep.

[Is the show actually in danger of being cancelled?]

I've been listening to podcasts for so long that it still feels so weird to think of it as a business. I'm glad it is, because otherwise most of the podcasts I listen to would have ended a long time ago, but I still sort of have this thought of podcasts as just a simple thing people do in their closets (c4FknL anyone?).

[Episode 97 — Julie Klausner, Our Close Friend]

I listened to Julie Klausner talk on a podcast once, it was pretty funny.

 

Well, if you keep listening to this podcast, man, someday you'll get to my level.

[Episode 97 — Julie Klausner, Our Close Friend]

I got to be on stage with Julie Klausner once, coincidentally when I was in Hollywood. It was during a taping of her podcast and Billy Eichner interviewed/yelled at me before Julie and Ted Leo played a game of trivia about the podcast where they had to raise my arm whenever they knew an answer. She gave me a copy of "High on Arrival: A Memoir" by Mackenzie Phillips that Julie had signed. It was pretty great.

[Episode 96 — Tom Scharpling Again, Our Close Friend]

They've probably been avoiding it since the Pauly Shore incident. They did have that Wild Horses cameo recently in which Erin Whithead didn't understand Sean and apparently cried because she thought she was in actual trouble. Does that count?

[Episode 96 — Tom Scharpling Again, Our Close Friend]

Also, i really think they just need to do ' GreaseNose, our close engineer'. I know they did the engineer ep, but Cody wasn't even there (you guys can't fool me!). I'm looking for 40 minutes of straight up shitbird jockstrap GreaseNose

 

[Episode 96 — Tom Scharpling Again, Our Close Friend]

EDIT and just for fun since none of you know shit about this show, Patrick Walsh has the biggest gap between Sean and Hayes visits, with 120 episodes between his RSS Ep. 12 Appearance and Ep. 93 HH.

 

Uh, I manifested that appearance with my mind and Twitter, so if we're competing, I win.

[Episode 96 — Tom Scharpling Again, Our Close Friend]

Can't wait for Podmass to review the Grease Nose Show.

[Episode 94 — Hayley Huntley, Hayes' Daughter]

i really do.

 

Wait a minute, is this an AMA?

 

Cool! I have a degree in Anthropologie, so if you ever want to know anything about cute, overpriced clothing and accessories, I'm your guy!

[Episode 94 — Hayley Huntley, Hayes' Daughter]

Big shoutout to inverted spectrum qualia thought experiments.

[Episode 93 — Patrick Walsh, Our Close Friend]

 

I only omitted the ep because 1) I didn't wanna stir the pot over there on the CBB forums and have to endure a bunch of comments about how I'm so "pleased with myself" and 2) let's face it, when Sean and Hayes appear on a podcast, it becomes a Hollywood Handbook episode. It's not a comedy bang bong or a best show or some other garbage. The CBB ep with Sean and Hayes was not a top 10 HH ep. get it?

 

I get it. Sometimes doing the right thing is hard. Nuremberg.

[Episode 93 — Patrick Walsh, Our Close Friend]

I say you own that shit Aregular. It's a nice and funny show and this is a nice and funny forum.

 

My racist uncle smokes marijuana. You don't want to be like my racist uncle, do you?