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Dice made from Mammoth Tusk Damien needs these.

What's crazy is that the castle they are in is actually Greyskull, the castle that the Sorcress lives in. I don't know why she had so many evil looking skull motiffs all around because it really does look like it should be Skeletor's castle. Jason's comment about Skeletor looking like Jack Palace had me almost crying. The whole time I kept thinking he looked like someone else haha. The plot of the movie is fairly bland and is just covered in one monologue by Skeletor. Basically he got the key from Grilldor and used it to teleport his soldiers inside Greyskull and quickly took it over. He was going to inherit the cosmic power from the Sorceress when the Eye opened at moonrise (why it opens then isn't said). That's the basic plot. He never mentions that he needs He-man for any of this so I'm not sure why he didn't just kill him when he had him chained up.

When they roll 19s Blane usually says ni-ni-ni-nineteen he didn't receive a receipt or a bag. what is that a reference to or from?

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This should be posted in the Bad Movie Recommendations sub forum.

Reno ran on anti - red sash platform.

Still got my vote.

Guys it's called comedy gold.....wait no I meant fucking stupid.

I think everyone missed an important issue. Norris' mom is having a stroke in the tree planting scene. She just randomly begins spouting facts about hitler (and says he was "probably" one of the biggest racist ever? I'd go ahead and say definitely). She needs to be rushed to a hospital immediately.

Thanks to mods for keeping this subforum clean. It's not an easy job so just wanted to give you a pat on the back.

It is definitely an entry into the Nic Cage Crazy Hair Cannon.

Just watched this. It's not good, but I don't think its got enough meat on the bone for a HDTGM. It's just a shitty reboot attempt of a franchise. I would say this is just a bad movie, not a so bad it's good movie. Just another sub-par action flick.

This is a must. It has just enough what the fuck moments and absurd dialogue to put it in the same category as Deep Blue Sea. Just you know without the sharks. But with the Tucc so that's a win. Everything about this movie screams HDTGM. Plus I would love to hear June try and decipher one of the silliest plots yet.

Face Off is a terrible movie, but infinitely watchable. Same for Con Air. Those are two movies that epitomize the "so bad its good" genre.

The problem with Sandler is his bad movies are just plain bad and not enjoyable. Usually when a comedy is bad its just not any fun to watch at all.

If you go and listen to the Winter's Tale episode Jason goes off on the Blended movie trailer. I imagine his 2 minute rant is funnier than anything in Sandler's career to date.

If the Director only has one name (Pitof, Catwoman) or is named Uwe Boll (In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale). Anytime a film cuts to stock footage within the first 5 minutes (bonus points if it looks like they just recorded the footage from a Discovery Channel show). The film is about a (or multiple) shark(s) and is not Jaws.

Everyone is doing some weird voice work in this movie. Kate Beckinsale is doing a Boris and Natasha voice. The Monk is doing a scared Shaggy from Scooby Doo Voice and the Frankenstein's monster is just on the spectrum. The special effects aren't great either.

This movie needs to be done. The plot is ridiculous. Julianne Moore plays a pervy agorophobic who at one point says she hasn't talked to people for years, but then immediately wants to go to the day of the dead festival for some reason? Sly Stallone plays it smart by dressing like a high school substitute teacher with way to many sweater vest. Banderas tries to chew as much scenery as humanly possible. And a cat is almost a plot point. It is a must for its terrible pacing and just questionable plot.