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Even on The Best Show...... Hayes' big laugh is spot-on.

Well, it wasn't you... But! Hayes asked if you came and was disappointed when I said I didn't think so.. So.. I hope that's another slight disappointment. It was.. a great show. You all missed out, I hope you feel bad (please don't).

Ooh, we can start the 2016 fantasy drafts then!

We're going! Everything else I was thinking about going to sold out while I was getting the tickets, but I had priorities man.

Wow, the first 6 minutes alone were an emotional rollercoaster. Suspense! then such a beautiful moment between two best bros (and Brett.)

This week felt a little empty without you guys Well, I was embarrassingly excited about winning this league and... I learned way too much about fantasy football, but I'm going to use it to crush everyone I know next year, this was way more fun than I expected. See you all at HHFFFF2016.

Alright Chefszki, Ear of corn, switch or roll of paper towels?

Hahahaha perfect. You appeared like a genie! Also it sounds like you've been watching Fargo?! I wouldn't use a shotgun, too loud and messy, ew. He'd never know it was coming though, shh my child, you'll be happier in this dream world we've created for you. Puppies and kitties roam free, nipping at your crafty

Awk. Ward. I don't want to be the one to tell him... greggy? As my twitter BFF can you do me a solid? (okay, I know it's been your son in disguise, you need to be more careful with the parental controls!)

I just saw that too! Codyboy spilled his soda on the keyboard... </3 They do deserve a break (once). And Sean isn't even in the country, so... Ugh, these Hollywood Big Shots.

Just a little notification..This ol' Scotty does know the news... And I sound more like a chipper toddler than a baby on the phone.

If I lose to Hayesbot this week, there's a chance of a 4-way tie for first in the West. I think everyone deserves a participation trophy or a gold star.

I don't understand, but I'm excited to listen to this in the best way possible.

Congrats, Steve *mumble mumble*...

I play him next week, I won't help laugh if you won't laugh next week.

Didn't realize Dez was playing Thursday and wanted to switch him out with all his injuries.. So Dez, Todd Gurley and Josh Brown got on the 2-choo train with 2 points each to reward me, how is that even a thing... FF is like a reality drama. Also I'm currently losing to SteveH 103-19. I have 5 players left vs. his 1, but still. That's just... I feel like I need to shower.

That's beautiful. I'll go easy on you this week to show my appreciation.

One of the two you've ever had to give and it's to SteveH...

You did it! See, I told you to have more confidence in yourself. And congrats, Kyle! Scoreboard looks like we're still in halftime. Rematch next week now, Watch your back, Steve. No more of this: youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

The boys are back in (the same) town!!!!! I'll donate to the Pledge Drive, but I don't want my puppies and kitties taken away.

I'm not sure if I did though :\

She wasted a lot of words to say v good ep. (Now I'll actually read it) Edit: I'm back, it was cute and I agree.

It's a hidden triple 69

Sean does play! And I would love to see CodyBoy try to shit-talk each week, it would be so adorable. I think there should be an award for losing to HayesBot. He (it?) picked a good lineup, so it's kind of like a frustrating loss against Chess AI or Samus, where you can't actually be upset but it still hurts.

Yeah, RoboHayes does fine when his players are all active... He had 3 players incl. his quarterback on a Bye week, so I almost felt like I didn't earn my win. This evening likely ends my tiny streak. Ooh And the Ravens finally won again, but lost Flacco and Forsett, so...... RIP Ravens officially.