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Don't be so hard on yourself, there's still time for some of her players to get injured!! Ooh, not true, Peyton has a "bye bye" since he's ruled out this week.

Earwolf East + Wolfcool West bi-coastal, baby.

Yeah, I like the change to the playoffs, it makes more sense. This season has gone by so fast.

Welcome to the cult! (Get out while you still ca--) There's a few where during a re-listen it's become my new favorite from a really clever re-direction I missed from listening to it while at work that changed the whole concept. I'm actually not sure if I like the episodes that catch me off-guard the whole time and I can't breathe I'm laughing so hard.. or the ones that are on an entire other level and it'll change direction and they'll all go with it into a weird place...

When I was listening to the podcast and saw that the account didn't exist I was actually a tiny bit disappointed, so I'm very glad you decided to do this and I hope you'll follow me back or I'll write the nastiest messages to you from an alt account... Loved seeing Dom&Sean&Joe(congrats!) back. Hope this doesn't mean his "writing partner" Dommie will replace Hayes indefinitely while he's living it up in New York, going back and forth to the moon with Lance, and writing with Danny McBride & co. Nah, I love Dominic's work, but I've been really wondering how long Hayes will be in New York. I don't know how writing on a show works, obviously, I'm only part of the Scoop Troop.

Injuries are continuing to be suuuper uncool.... RIP Dion Lewis for the season :'( Hey, I did second best aka first worst... but I beat Steve H! inyoface like I said I would! (I just need something to cheer me up after Aaron Rodgers "played the worst game of his career" last week... other than throwing a tablet he's all better now.. aw.)

This drawing is so majestic. Aw, the phonecall at the end was beautiful. Sean does need Hayes <3 Friendship <3

That's going to be his face after Week Nine hashtag WeekNine

Ah, Next week will be fun for us, Steve. Hope you're prepared

Even though?!

Agreed!! That was an intense Broncos defense, I wasn't expecting it to be that bad! Congrats!!!

Holy shit, I've seen some seriously brutal injuries in the last few hours. Steve Smith is out for the rest of the season and I already had 5 players on a bye week.. ah.... So at least my lineup is chosen for me for next week haha! Aaron Rodgers is going to save me at 830 right?! It's actually looking a little more hopeful for me than this morning haha. I may finally end your streak!

Ay!! I was watching his injury like a fuckin hawk lol. That was a tough call though, I wanted the Patriots to lose so hard. Can't complain about 16 pts. I wanted to root against them though!!! Fuckin Brady. Sunday is going to be pretty interesting. I'm not very hopeful... luckily the people we always have over are also the yell-at-the-TV kind, so it won't be too obvious hahah.

Really enjoyed listening to Sean and Hayes get back to their roots of making fun of TV. Extremely funny. Surgery was a little scary, especially that she turned into a ghost singing while having surgery done on her (FUCKED UP). The baby's permanent shocker (Dane Cook was a pioneer) and "Breaking Bad's brother's wife's" hair color. Hearing who they want to take parts from to be in another life was too spiritual.

I want a picture of Peter Dinklage boned out, if anyone's taking requests. Or Hayes' giant blue balls.

Aaron Rodgers saved me this week, our scores went back and forth through the whole game.. Til I somehow won by 2. Aaron Rodgers is my new husband.

So glad to hear Hayes use his real voice for once.

That was probably me, my team was making me sad, so I tried to do some two-for-one sales ha

What is that terrifying bulge?

I want to believe I'm a Sean, but deep down I know I'm a Hayes (The one who keeps things from getting too wild. Sigh.) Very excited. I missed the live ep from Sunday through... general forgetfulness even though it was the whole reason I bought the Live Feed ha! Yay for Tuesdays! Where are our T-Shirts?! So many broken promises... But the boys will never sink low enough to Pants a catchphrase. Also love when Brett gets to guest host. A++ (not a swear) episode.

Yeah, I forgot about the draft when I was at work, but had set up Autodraft perimeters because I figured I would.... I have 5 players Out/Suspended right now ha, but they're all projected to come back by Game 4! I'm kind of just learning how to do it as I go. Oh, also I paid

I am way too excited about this. Codyboy's time to shine (not because of the grease).

I'm glad you didn't swear. I know you're too afraid.

Easside.