MichelleShaljian

To the Twitterless, Film and Comedy-Loving Jason Mantzoukas: It seems impossible to me that no females have jumped at the opportunity to have you grant their wishes for an unreasonable sum of money, as announced on today's podcast. My wish would be a reasonable request: Ground rules: - We spend a long weekend together in Los Angeles (the good parts) -- maximum 4 days - You provide at least 13 Raffi impressions - One double date with Scott Aukerman and the widow Kulap (she's not yours yet) - One group dinner with Lauren Lapkus, Jessica St. Clair, and Alison Brie (so we can all tell you your best qualities and fight over you) - One Andy Daly suicide during said weekend - No omelettes allowed (or other egg products) - # of alcoholic beverages included? Infinite - If all goes well, maybe some French kissing? Think about it. I'm serious. You're the best. Thanks, MS