So, I'm meant to believe that the Hoff has enough fuel (he doesn't) and enough oxygen (he doesn't) AND the mental capacity (he doesn't) to calculate the trajectory from the Earth (moving 960+ mph through space) to hit the moon (revolving around the Earth)? If he can do that a Sharknado is the least of your problems.
Who does he think he is, The Rocketeer?
You should do The Rocketeer.