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    EPISODE 115 — Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No!

    Scott suggested that Sharknado 3 might be offering a covert environmental message about climate change. I highly doubt that because all I could think during Sharknado 3 was that this was some conservative's wet dream made into a movie: First, Washington D.C.—the home of the hated federal government—is destroyed beyond recognition. And, just about the only three celebs to survive their cameos? Michelle Bachmann (here treated like a reasonable Congresswoman & not a crazy person), and the Pres/VP combo of Cuban & Ann Coulter. Cuban and Coulter even get to recreate the Iwo Jima flag photo when they USE AN AMERICAN FLAG TO BEAT THE SHARKNADO! Then, just to top themselves, the key to winning this round against the Skarnado wall? That's right, the Star Wars program, aka Reagan's failure of a defense program that never actually happened because it was such a stupid idea. Except, in the Sharknadoverse, Star Wars was secretly built, became a success, and basically made Reagan the ultimate hero of this movie. Because...'Murica! NASCAR cars for everyone! #SharknaDUH4 P.S. Bill O' Reilly said on his show that he turned down a chance to cameo in "Skark-a-nahdo 3" (his pronouncation). Based on the conservative hard-on the Sharknado 3 filmmakers had, I can only imagine how Papa Bear would've saved the day.
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