AnnieMcfadden

I drew this based on that candid photo I took of you guys :^)

I wish my two dads would stop fighting and go back to making podcasts together

check out these great tits

you should name your son Kevin O'brien, after my best friend

I just want everyone to be friends, but like.... in a way that is related to this episode. (except soup because he forgot about me in his post (just kidding (not really (kind of))))

Dear Forums, Today a mean boy on the internet said something that made me cry!! I know I promised not to let that happen in 2016, but I’m just a silly little girl, hee hee, I can’t be held accountable for anything! Anyway, I have a big tinder date set up for this friday! Oh my god whatever will I wear! It has to say “I have ¾ of a masters degree in geology AND I’m willing to put out!” The only problem is I’m TOTALLY on my period!!!! Ugh talk about bad timing LOL! And my flow is like CRAZY heavy today! Plus my extra jumbo sized tampons soooo don’t stay in my cavernous vagina! LOL!!! ;^) Haha what’s a girl to do????!? Well, gotta go take pictures of my boobs that I can send to boys to get them to respect me! You guys are the best, you’re always here for me ;^) ;^) ;^) ;^) !!!! lots of love, xoxoxo hugs and kisses and unicorn wishes x ~~ AnNiE ~~ x ps I have my eye on this maaaaaaaajor cutie Cody, I wonder if I should ask him to the sadie hawkins dance!!!

1) YES we met on tinder but I resent that you all assumed so 2) Kevin, next time you write a diss track you should try to add some humor to it, it might make the point come across harder :^)

quick q of the day for you guys: if someone (NOT me, I promise I’m cool and good at social interactions) were talking to someone who used the opening line ‘heynong man,’ how long into the conversation should they wait before making sure they listen to hollywood handbook? Follow up, if the guy does listen, how long should this person WHO IS DEFINITELY NOT ME wait before proposing? The person in reference wants to know soon because they are currently texting and need a fun and flirty way to bring it up. But I mean I don’t really care. I am not invested in this at all. so uh, let me know so I can let my friend know asap. edit: I get that I'm not supposed to talk about myself unless I mention my boobs. Thanks for putting me in my place! :^)

Ahem, attention, I have an announcement. Please make sure you are comfortable seated, as the news I am about to share may freak your bean beyond the normal parameters of bean freaking. It has recently come to my attention that one “Chanson” of Hollywood Handbook call-in B-lister fame and myself have, as they are colloquially known, mutual pals. To my great surprise, I (a probable human) attended college with “fellow human beings” who “know Chanson personally.” I know. I am shocked. Until this very evening I did not believe him to be human, but an android sent to this earth to worship Earwolf podcasts and snow. One who has done a moderate to fairly competent job maintaining humanoid cadence. With this information, we become that much closer to unlocking the mystery behind this perplexing being. One small step for Annie, one giant leap for for forum-kind.

how dare you speak about me that way

My new year's resolution is going to be to not cry when my favorite podcasts aren't released.

happy 1 week anniversary of my birthday to all! love from me and mine

call me crazy, but I have never seen a movie in my entire life, and I don't own a tv, I only read books : )

hey, hope I'm not too late for silly soup talk, because I live near this restaurant. p.s. everyone needs to like this post because tomorrow's my birthday and I am going to get upstaged by starwars, so I need validation from people on the internet to make up for it. I would be doing that sassy lady wearing a pink shirt emoji right here if I could. xoxo.

it's cool, cody called me after. we're dating now. you're all invited to our wedding, but you have to sit in the back.

I am vibrating with anticipation!! (nonsexual. okay... a tiny bit sexual)

I'm sorry, could you explain the joke please?

hey, maybe it's just me, but for me, I think we should all be nice to eachother. to lighten the mood, here is a very real and unedited pic of the tattoo I just got. ps I find rape jokes to be extremely unfunny, and don't think that anyone should be attacked for expressing that opinion pps I love women and esp ashley

If I don't get to be biscuit girl at Bruce and dog's chill bestiality wedding, I am going to scream.

I TALKED TO THEM I TALKED TO MY BOYS AND CONGRATS TO RANRAN AND GREGGY AND JEFFREY AND SOUPERMAM AND EVERY ONE I'M FREAKING OUT MY COLD DEAD HEART IS WARMED

nothing funnier than sadness B^)

hey, who made some tasty treats today? I would love to hear some brags. I made some bonk ass bread and cookies. I like internet people and I'm full of beers. xoxo, annie, your potential future friend. please don't judge me.

my d (dad)'s nickname for me is patchouli princess, which he calls me unaffectionately. hi danny. can't we both be nice boys around here? we 'ann's have to stick together. xoxo (d)ann(y)ie post script, good job on also being good. way to take your own advice.

I live in southwest actually, where the beavers roam. you? I'm sure people are very intrigued by this and on the edges of their seats waiting for my answer!!

I live in Oregon too! so I'm basically a white man by association.