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I would categorize this movie as obnoxiously boring. So much so, that there were times that I fell asleep through the loud, terrible musical numbers. And what was with the lapels?

Son of God produced by and staring Roma Downey as Mary, co-produced by her husband Mark Burnett.

I think you may be confused between what is the worst movie ever made? vs. What is the most disappointing movie ever made? Leonard Part 6 is extremely disappointing, but it is light years away from being as bad as Birdemic. That said, Creeping Terror is the worst movie ever made.

-SPOILER ALERT- BB-8's hides a map to William Strunk and E.B. White's house.

Better NBA center on screen, Gheorghe Muresan in My Giant, or Shaq in Steel? Kareem Abdul Jabar is clearly the best center to ever star in a movie.

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If there were a Mt. Rushmore of HDTGM film stars, it would be Stallone, Cage, Travolta and Gooby.

The Cannon Films logo would make a nice tattoo.

There should be an English cast consisting of Patrick Stewart, Jenifer Saunders, and Ricky Gervais.

Is this movie set during the same time as Maximum Overdrive? Because that could explain some of the goings on. We can blame Catherine for the fish, the tiles, the pills and some of the other machine free murders, but the machine malfunctions could be the Maximum Overdrive effect (including the screws which are simple machines). Also, at one point in the film, it is said that Catherine went mad after the birth accident. Understandable, but maybe the reason she killed herself so violently was because the spirit of the miscarried child was haunting her in the same way that she was haunting Michael. In the end the baby and Catherine just wanted to be a happy family living together in Hell with Michael.