MeganMaguire

Jen, What's the funniest eulogy you've ever given?

Jen, An elderly teacher at the school I went to growing up told me girls aren't meant to be funny and that I'd never land a husband. Now, years later, I'm happily married but my husband is sticking it to his secretary. How do I prove to him she is funny and, therefore, he shouldn't be into it? Thanks, Seriously concerned

It seems as though the Jack camp can't even agree on whether or not the election is even still going on. How is such incompetency going to run a whole podcasting operation?!

Is the candidate you want the one that plagiarizes a movie from 12 years ago? I think not! It is time we stand up and demand some originality from our leadership!

Forumers, is this what you want from your leadership: a corrupt group of thugs rigging elections and operating behind closed doors? This isn’t democracy! This isn’t freedom! These fools have made a mockery of the democratic process, the forums and of themselves. Don’t give into their power and deceit! I come to you today an outsider, one who is free from the depraved frauds of forum elitism! I’m throwing my hat into the ring as a running mate of Gollstone! Together we promise to bring about a better tomorrow, away from these double-dealing insiders!!

Hey guys, I’m Megs and I’m new here. I like Hollywood Handbook but I decided to post today because I really enjoy secretly recording my friends’ phone calls to each other. Some of you here seem very perceptive to that kind of behavior, which frankly is very encouraging.