mikethehuman

I took like the weeknd band

Lionel Richie has been ripping off Adele since the first time he ever saw her build a Brick House

So we are continuing last weeks exploration of food with some Karp today? mikey likey (thats my catchphrase from my upcoming cancelled sitcom). As a Kanye fanboy I personally cannot wait until he owes me $300, so hopefully he will start responding to the emails ive been sending. Also congrats beeface on 200 all-around quality posts with probably the exception of a few, because who doesn't have their bad days, but seriously good posting. I just hit 100 last week and you've steadily inspired me to keep going. When I reach 200 ill finally be able to still say "well im no beeface".

This is everything I have ever needed thanks

Guys, I don't wanna put anybody on blast here, but I think I found a certain host of a certain podcast lurking under an assumed name on reddit. If he's trying to remain anonymous he isn't doing a very good job of it...

If Rob Huebel is busy I know a guy named Mike who would fit the role of Mike Detective perfectly. My mom says he is very talented and handsome

I guess I have time to fit in a bonus ep this week. It's not like I was already camping on the site and refreshing the page every ~45 seconds anyway.

I am sad that i missed the pet rock fad (my rocks weren't pets, more like best friends) but I did watch Friends on its original run for the most part, i just didn't understand all the sex jokes until much later. I'm pretty sure I understand most of them now though because I have totally done sex and it was good.

Oh god that means its been 14 years since the debut of my favorite show of all time, That 80's Show

I have used a rotary phone but technically it belonged to my grandparents when I was a kid, though I didn't call anyone on it because the only friends I had at the time were characters on Rugrats. So you win Auden, I'm just a dang millennial

I'm gonna warn you now, if you start a post with 'wanna feel old?' I'm gonna stop reading right there. Because no, I dont. I wanna feel young forever. That's why I stopped working out, because nothing makes me feel older than being sore after going to the gym and listening to CCR or whatever these kids like to get rowdy to #foreveryoung (# is a hip thing to put before a phrase that you type out on a computer)

Rough start to the day. My neighbor put up a fucking skeleton decoration on their door so I had to cover my ears and scream the entire walk to my car. I'm okay now but if someone could bring me some food, expensive clothing, and a more considerate neighbor to my office building that would really help my situation. My cubicle is the one by the women's restroom (yes I can hear their business going on, and yes i do hate it even though i always pause what im listening to whenever i see someone go in there)

This is p cool tho because it looks like you can probably order Steak 'n Shake when you go to the bathroom? I went to an engineering school and all the men's bathroom had was a lemonade dispenser that was constantly overflowing

My picture was in the local paper one time when I was like 7, so I guess you could say I'm of a certain level of importance

Hi Kevin: no

You know, I'm glad Scott and Paul finally had the stones to say it: sex is fun. Now watch sex become the biggest fad because of that sweet sweet CBB bump. I for one, am gonna see if the person I've been seeing wants to give it a try!

Guys I'm gonna get around to this one soon but my dad won't shut up about me filling the dvr with repeats of the rob lowe roast. thanks.

It would be one thing if she understood the actual context of the song and critiqued that, but it really seems like this boils down to 'bad words make me cry'. Is that it? She had no trouble reciting the words herself, but attempting to interpret the story they are telling is far too much work. To be honest, I'm a little scared for her kids too. Ok I'm getting back into character now because disgruntled music fan isn't part of my schtick, it's just who I am deep deep down.

As a lover of both hip-hop and unfiltered artistic expression, this lady stresses me out. But I'm glad her method of preventing her child from hearing these lyrics is boycotting a radio station instead of, you know, taking ten minutes to slowly read through the lyrics with her child sitting right behind her. That would be an interesting twist!

I wish there was a Warby Parker-esque condom service that allowed me to try out a few different types and send back the ones I don't like. Maybe one day, if they figure out how to fit condoms in a box the size of a mini-fridge

My hot take on this American Life business... Ira Glass - great name for an anthropomorphic cup in a new animated film where the characters are kitchen utensils who come alive in their cupboards at night and slowly find out that they are voiced by Seth Rogen and all his friends. Or is the name "I R a Glass" too tongue in cheek? Anyway, that's my hot take for the week, and here it is your moment of zen:

good podcasting last week guys. nice posts.

Oh this lineup has me feelin like a Bajillion bucks over here

They should totally make a show where one celebrity just plays a bunch of different games with other celebrities. Besides Hollywood Game Night. And The Tonight Show.

I don't remember Brandon but i DO remember content