SusieQ

Adding to my previous nominations: Best thing June is upset by: The woman who is maybe supposed to be the honeypot in Face/Off but is wear SO many clothing items. Best "this movie should be" or "this movie is like": From Jupiter Ascending: "I wish this movie was just the wachowskis pitching me their story." - Paul

The punching bag incident was probably not an asthma attack and was more likely an episode of exercise-induced anaphylaxis. It's a real (and weird) thing and--speaking from experience--it's goddamn terrifying. It probably would have been worth a tiny bit of explanation in the movie though.