Amy the Gorilla

I'm super surprised that the subject of Leather Nazi and knock-off (Bobo) Anjelica Houston and their scene chewing flirting. Like, waaaay past eye boning each other. Like they super wanted to some hardcore supervillan angry sex, if they hadn't had it already. and the line that went something like "I'll keep you from getting bored while you wait" she was just asking for him to throw her over a terminal and get it going right then and there. I was like "daaaamn!" haha!

fake cheese orange or box mac and cheese powder orange? is that in anyway close to Cheeto dust orange? Don't even get me started on Flamin' hot cheeto dust red. Yikes.

WHOA! Finally getting to sit down and watch Solarbabies... I didn't pay 100% attention to the names in the opening credits so after a while Darstar started to look familiar to me. Something about the chin. Then I was like "OH SHIT! It's Natan Patrelli from Heroes! Adrian Pasdar, the Bonzo superman politician character."

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Sorry guys. I don't mean to be spamming the board with personal nonsense. Now's probably not the time to be stressing myself out looking for employment anyway. My mom passed this past Friday, she was only 52, and I spent the better part of the last year and some of this year taking care of her full time.

That reminds me of when I was able crash at a my sister's apartment a couple years ago for a few weeks rent free as long as I did the dishes, since her and her roommate hated doing it. Also they had a bunch of food in the apartment that would have gone bad because they never cooked and would order out all the time, so I cooked too.

I think this is the one everyone seems to remember. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zza3GqEL5B0 I felt slightly insulted, since I hate romantic comedies and love action movies... But I don't drink Dr. Pepper anyway since they give me headaches.

Honestly, at this point I don't care. Im not above cleaning up other people's messes. Besides I've got that American attitude. "I'm not poor, just a temporarily embarrassed millionaire." Haha!

So... I kind of need a job...kind of badly... Is Earwolf hiring? I'll do anything. I'm good at everything. ... Is this the part were I wink? I don't know, I've never been hot so I don't know how to weaponize my lady parts.

A new "Best of the Worst" dropped earlier today, and it makes me sad the HDTGM crew will probably never do "DeathStalker" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4WzW8wYr0o

All things need more Bruce Campbell.

I know a place you could go. <.< >.> That's all I'm gonna say. Lemme know if you're interested.

I think everywhere else in the world they call shrimp prawns. In America I think prawns are specifically giant shrimp.

The best I could find on youtube for "You can't stop the murders" is a review of said movie. (I also found the full movie on a not quite so legal streaming site too.) [YOUTUBE] [/YOUTUBE] Sounds bonkers.

Wow... First search and I found it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CY2VAIIQAj4 Then again my google fu is really strong.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOFctzDOHdY This couple (and their family sometimes) has a whole channel with almost endless videos of their horrible karaoke. It's amazing. Their covers of Toto's "Africa" and Evanescence's "Bring me to life" are my personal favorites. https://www.youtube....RKARAOKE/videos I wouldn't even be mad if the mini ep. was nothing but their covers. haha!

How I imagine Paul's reaction to this thread. "Hide the pain Harold" is the best.

I have a couple youtube videos of me singing just for shits and giggles. I think one of the reasons I stopped perusing music (singing in particular) was that I hate the sound of my own voice, and no amount of listening to myself makes it any better. Even trying to edit that "Second opinions" theme I made not long ago was anxiety ridden torture.

I don't think it's a hard and fast rule that dairy is no-no since it effects people differently. I went to a couple of American Idol auditions years ago (Never made it to camera/main judges) and witnessed people chugging a shit-load of milk and busting out amazing voices. There was someone a row behind me who brought a whole bottle of olive oil with them because they heard it helps, but was too scared to try it, so I volunteered.(as I'm wont to do) It was alright, didn't really effect me either way, and tasted like cardboard. I remember hearing a story about one famous songstress (can't remember who) who would drink a glass of... I want to say scotch, or whisky, right before a performance and would blow the house down.

I'm so glad this was constructive. After the shit that went down in this thread, seeing a newbie with 1 post is making me flinch. Great analysis too FresherPie.

yeah, that was me. I was really dedicated to it. I wanted to be in a band, and I was, for about a week. We couldn't make up our minds about anything and sort of fell apart. I never did/do well with any kind of fruit juice, the acidity makes me all phlegmy.

Thank you.

To make matters worse over in my neck of the woods, it's getting really personal for me. So all these stories are making it all worse. (Not you guys talking about it though, that's fine.)

Jason, was this you?