Amy the Gorilla

I just ate three chocolate dipped coconut macaroons... And they were delicious.

I should also mention that I don't even need HDTGM live tickets, I'm happy with anything involving Jason and my tits. edited for clarity.

*raises hand* got em'!

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For some reason, that song reminded me of the "be manly tape" scene from the movie "In & Out" because I could have sworn that was the song he was dancing to, but it wasn't. It's been a while since I've seen that movie. [YOUTUBE] [/YOUTUBE]

Sure. Or Jason. ha!

I'm wondering that about me too. I was thinking Paul could play you, maybe.

How about a live (over) dramatic reading of this entire thread, have every guest star they can find to play as every individual poster. Also Reese's pieces rock in my movie popcorn.

I don't. I also don't like ham. Wanna fight me?

I used to be a hardcore singer. Now I'm not so much. (I've done some musical theater and sang opera in high school.) dairy is AWFUL! Not just for the phlem, but 30 minutes to an hour later you're feeling nauseous and gassy. My go to was iced tea and fatty meat before a performance, but I was a little bit of a rebel. ha!

My reaction to the YMCA shower scene. ...Just kidding, this was.

Never fails, every time I try to read that my brain goes "heh. Can't stop deez nuts." I can understand that. I'm not a fan of the fake coconut smell, especially tanning oil, and that's because I spent a lot of time in a video rental place in a small town when I was a kid called "Video shack" that was a video rental/tanning salon. Yup. It was either that place or another video store down the street (there were only two in that town, no blockbuster) that was more dimly lit, but I had to walk through the horror section to get to the video games, and the Childs play movies were right at my sightline, so I tried to avoid that place at all possible.

Just like the "Dirty Jobs" motto. Making civilized life possible for the rest of us. I salute you.

It was a gorilla nurse. It was a very progressive hospital.

My parents had the opposite problem with me. My mom's OBGYN was a huge asshole who didn't believe in sonograms, and my parents were absolutely sure that I was going to be a boy, so they didn't even bother with a girl's name. I ended up being named after a nurse's daughter. So in some alternate universe I'm a dude named Brent. Also congrats!

Also my vote for a village people job related member is a crime scene cleanup crew member. Sorry.

I can't help but see some people thinking that being asked to be respectful is the same as being censored, and not wanting any opposing views, and being too delicate to hear fucking "criticism." Um... No? I personally don't want this thread to turn into a Reddit forum or YouTube comments section where people are more than happy to use various slurs and tell you how fat, ugly, stupid and wrong you are and to promptly kill yourself. Not wanting to deal with that kind of nonsense isn't weak, it's desperately needed.

Fister Roboto got there first. This was going to be my gif reply.

I'm sure you did.

Am I the only one who read Cameron's "social justice rants" as a joke most of the time? Just exaggerating concern over uncomfortable subjects for laughs?

I personally think Cameron Esposito and Jason played hilariously off each other, the other guy...meh. Now if they had the woman who guested on Blood Sport (Her name is escaping me at the moment...Edit: Nicole Byer) back along with Jason and Cameron... minds (and maybe a few other things) would have been blown! Edit: I feel like this will come in handy at some point in this thread, if it's not already needed.

The Backstreet Boys already did it. [YOUTUBE] [/YOUTUBE] This is one of a few episodes I clearly remember watching when I was a kid.

Not gonna lie, this movie made me realize that if I were an adult in 80's, I'd totally have the hots for the Gutte.

The thing with the butt-smacking lady had me wondering if she wasn't some in-joke to people familiar with the Greenwich Village ("The Village") area, possibly an eccentric resident of the area that sees a bottom and smacks it and becomes a sort of mascot. You see her at the beginning, during the Gutenburg skating opening, smacking him on the rear, and he just smiles as if to say "oh you!" and skates on. It also made me wonder if she didn't have something wrong with her, since the look she gave the modeling agent when she smacked her back with the baguette looked genuinely hurt, like she didn't think what she was doing was wrong.