Amy the Gorilla

They really do dry out the air. I had to shut it off, put it away and bring in a humidifier at one point. Also on the subject of what the construction worker rolled out on at the end. It looked like a riding lawnmower, but I think it was suppose to represent one of these: I, as well as other Dallasites (It that the proper term?) will attest, have seen about a million of these in my life, since 35 seems to always be under construction in some way or another for all eternity.

I own one of these... It was a gift.

Nope.

I used to be able to do the right leg in front splits when I was younger (and I could probably work myself into being able to again) and now that I think about it, when I did them my hips tended to tilt forward. That could be the same with sideways splits.

I don't think he's THAT bad, but it's not his best. To me it feels like he kind of knew what kind of character he was playing, and did the best he could with what he had, and eventually just said "Fuck it!" and went a off the rails with it. The only not-so-entertaining thing about that character is what happens to him at the end. Just... ugh. Every character was a piece of shit, and I wanted Oscar Issac's character to just shoot them all in the face while calling them "brother." haha!

That might just end up being my sig. Oh who am I kidding, no might, it is.

Speaking of Lifetime type movies, there are a couple that are my all time horrible favorites that would be the best thing to hear a HDTGM about. 1. "Cyber Seduction: His secret life" (2005) which is some bizzaro world anti-porn PSA type movie, but it's hilariously bizzare and seems as if it was made by people who've never watched porn, and know nothing about how the internet works. About a boy who become addicted to porn. I think you can find it on Youtube (In 11 parts) 2. "Selling innocence" (2005) I guess 2005 was the year of anti-porn PSAs. This one is on the flip side, and is about a girl who joins an online "modeling agency" then turns to making "porn" I'm not gonna spoil it, but it has one of the most inept "twists" I've ever seen, and it's hilariously campy. I love it so much. (Also I have this weird fascination with J.R. Bourne, who is the only decent actor in the entire cast.) I know you can buy a physical copy on Amazon, but I'm not 100% sure on if it's available online anywhere. It's so worth the watch though. Also CyberBully (2011). disappointingly not about porn. haha!

I'm not gonna be able to watch it ( can't stop the music) either, since it's not on netflix and I'm in a situation right now where I can't buy anything online, and apparently it's not in demand enough for the (Not quite as legal) streaming sites that don't require you to sign up.

If he's not wearing roller skates, then I'm going to be very, very...

Those creepy phone calls give me life.

They could just have him Escape the Sarlac pit (Which I believe happened in the Extended Universe) and continue his bounty hunting adventures... Backstory be damned.

Mark Hamill Is the coolest. God, I such a crush on Luke Skywalker when I was a kid. haha!

According to IMDB: "Rebels set out on a mission to steal the plans for the Death Star." Also apparently Alan Tudyk is in it as well...which makes me immeasurably excited. Edit: ^^ what Fister Roboto said.

Ugh. I have a good amount of southern, Republican, End of the world fearing family members who not only read ( and believe) every single one of the books those are based on ( I want to say there are at least 5 or 6 of them?) but own all the movies. I was made to read the teen versions (Yes they have a teen version that follows a group of teenagers) when I was 14. I would be scared for their lives if they made fun of these movies. The new one with Nic Cage (Which is not this movie) is absolutely fair game since everyone who loved the books and the original movies HATE that version.

Just in case... This is a joke.

I just saw the HDTGM Facebook post ofa picture of JCVD with pleated pants on, and someone in the comments was like "He needs all those pleats, otherwise splits would bust a hole in the crotch of his pants." (I'm paraphrasing) and this came to mind immediately. Hehe... Gusset is such a great word by the way.

I happend to catch this on TV a few months ago. Not great. The "Love interest" character is so dumb. Just, ugh. But to be fair, the main character is an idiot too. So their perfect for each other. (Also, aren't they married IRL?)

The jiggle sound game was strongest during Japan Vs. Mongolia, with that Five point palm exploding heart technique to dem moobies.

It's everything I've ever wanted in my life! <3

I wish I could get rich by being stupid on camera.

I agree. I started watching it and was like "this is bad detective work and everyone is stupid." And stopped watching since all I wanted to see happened in the first 15 minutes.

I couldn't see that, so I google imaged the movie title and found a gif... I need to watch this movie. Because reasons. (Seriously, who DOESN'T have a crush on Jennifer Connelly????)

There was no surfing in the first "Three Ninjas" movie that I can remember.

... FREEBIRD!!