Amy the Gorilla

Wasn't sure where to leave this bit of news. So... I guess like teen witch? They're making (or made???) a movie called "Man-witch" about a male witch played by Jim Parsons?? That title just makes me kind of hungry honestly. http://io9.gizmodo.c...itch-1768304396

I don't know why this suddenly reminded me of this, but in 1999 I was a Freshman in High school, and I got a "You wanna see my dick?" message from a dude on the internet, and I was like "Sure, why not?" and he literally emailed me a scanned picture of his cock and balls. I don't mean he took a picture and scanned it, I mean he literally flopped his (Comically gigantic) junk onto a scanner and scanned it, like an ass on a copy machine. It was the funniest thing I'd ever seen. It still makes me laugh when I think about it. Oh early internet technology.

I dunno, but I don't mind.

Cringe inducing/hilarious copycat political ad. Also watchmojo did a top 10 VanDamme splits video apparently. (I saw it while searching for this.)

Oh, I believe you when you say something Japanese is comically racist. I don't think they do it with any malice or hateful intent, they're just sort of unaware how bad it really is. Like the Black guy with a white New York sounding voice. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtzlKJ1dObU

I dunno, I guess I must be a little weird. I don't think dicks are ugly. And I don't mind dick pics as long as A ) I ask B ) I'm asked if I want to be sent one. But I'm also not super uncomfortable with seeing/being around flaccid dicks, or nudity of any kind really, because I don't put any kind of sexualization on it unless that's what the intent is*. *My comment earlier about liking the trend of male full frontal was mostly a joke, but I really do like it when it's an actor I think is hot (Like Michael Fassbender). but other than that I do think it can be funny in the right situation. I'm getting to be a little too much of an oversharer in this department, and I should probably stop before I make everyone uncomfortable.

Meh. Nevermind, what I was gonna do took too much time for such little payoff... So I'll do this instead. Man buns/butts supercut: https://vimeo.com/104360304 And this gif:

Since the topic of man buns seems to have been coming up lot lately, are there any other HDTGM movies that have blatant, glaring man booty like Bloodsport and The Covenant? I swear there is a reason for this question...Besides obvious jerk-off material.

And on top of all that, the guy on the phone saying "Aren't you the one we sent to the orient to get out of our hair?" ... What?

That would make a fantastic "The Purge" sequel (Or parody) and would be the only one of those movies I'd ever see.

The question about dudes doing splits, and being a lady myself, I really don't mind it. I do get a tiny bit of the cringies (because balls) but I have no problem with it. Buns... Okay, so, I was born in the mid 80's, and I was always interested in stuff my parents were interested in, so I watched a lot of stuff from the 70's and 80's (If you want to watch a dayglow scary-happy bubbly kid's movie vomit train puppet shit show, look up 'the hugga bunch movie' it's in full on youtube) So a lot of my formative years, developing a sense of what I found attractive, were spent seeing man buns (Which I love, I also am kinda into the current trend of full frontal male nudity too) and leading men who were either hairless and super-jacked, or fairly fit, hairy, bearded/mustachioed, suave guys. I was also the "Don't tell me what to like!" kind of kid, so while a lot of my girl friends in elementary/midle school were fawning over JCVD, Brad Pitt, JTT, Leo Decaprio etc. I was always like "Ew gross barf." So hairless huge/super buff dudes were never my thing. Also, Way to make my 100th post. I'm happy with this.

Oh, man. Not if it's just right into a microphone. Close up whispering or speaking softly is too much for me.

I just started listening, and I'm already laughing... I really needed this today... I've been having a very terrible time the past few days. I'm not gonna be the one who brings this thread down, so I'll just say it involves the hospital and a parent.

I would also like to make a point that The guy they got to play Matt Murdock in Dare Devil has a very soothing voice. I could listen to him speak all day.

OMG! This is brilliant! I love memory, even though I suck hard at playing it. Like baseball, basketball, and videogames.

It was like he

Pimento should get his own show. A deconstruction of a breaking bad or The Wire style show that's just batshit fucking bizarre and hilarious about Pimento and a group of other rogue undercover detectives hunting down the mob people out to kill them...and try to kill THEM right back. But they all have PTSD so actually trying to kill them gets really weird.

I'm totally in love with this TV couple. Hopefully they figure it all out and Pimento can come back soon.

AWWW! It WAS sad. =( Also that was a badass bachelorette party. Also, nice knife.

I theorize that this movie was a social experiment done by Verhoeven on the hypocritical American audience. He has had MAJOR success with outrageously violent movies, ridiculous to the point of hilarity at times. (Though I will say the ED-209 "You have 20 seconds to comply" scene from Robocop scarred my child psyche. lol) AND YET When he does the exact same thing, but replacing the excessive violence with sex, everyone loses their collective shits. But, I agree this movie is HILARIOUS, and I also was sure they must have done this movie. The part where she gets revenge on the Kenny G Analogue for her BFF's rape, the part where she gives a final high-kick... ^Censored because the coverup is worse than the crime. much like the TV version of this movie.

Exactly how old is JCVD suppose to be in this movie? He had to be somewhere in his mid-30's when making the movie, which would mean a grown-ass man is hanging out in a dark warehouse with children? (And old man JCVD would literally be 100 in the "present day" 90's) Like I could understand if he was, maybe 19-25, and he was old enough to be an "adult," and lead them even though he was young and naive himself, which would explain why he believes whatever some random dude tells him, but JCVD can't really pull off 19, or 25, so he just look like a mentally handicapped man who can fight real good. If he really was "street-smart," he'd know when someone was trying to trick him.

"FRANCE VERSUS BRAZIL!" Capoeira? Capoeira. awww yusss. Also Mongolia looks a lot like the iron sheik... which is the opposite problem that they had in "Bloodsport" with an Asian guy playing a middle eastern character, they got a Moroccan guy to play an Asian character.

OMG! I've just started watching "The Quest" ... Is it REALLY trying to ape "Dragon: The Bruce Lee story" with the dramatic "inspirational" music??? There's no need for it yet! HAHA! Oh, well then. My mistake... Looks like the guy who composed the music (Randy Edelman) for The Quest also did "Dragon: The Bruce Lee story" as well as "Dragonheart" A.K.A the songs used in every movie trailer and TV dramatic moment ever. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006055/ Edit: (familiar part is at 1:11 mark, but money's at the 2:26 mark) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_B3w186vLs

Alright, well, since you jerks can't stop talking about it, I decided to FINALLY start watching the Daredevil...Happy now?