NickPettry

I can't believe I didn't notice Raiden! It must've been after I used that damn microscope. And good catch on the Outworld/Neatherrealm mistake.

Did anyone else notice that the Great Kabai Singh was Shang Tsung? So my theory is that this movie is a prequel to Mortal Kombat, and Shang Tsung wanted the skulls in order to open up the portal to the Neatherrealm and start the invasion of Earthrealm by Shao Khan's forces. I think it's even the same boat. I just thank Raiden that Billy Zane was there to save us all for another generation until Liu Kang came along to defeat him once and for all.

Does anyone else think JCVD was on a Les Mis kick when he did this movie? Because this movie feels a lot like Les Mis had a weird deformed baby with Bloodsport, even to the point that there are at least two scenes where "Work Song (Look Down)" plays when JCVD is being beaten.

Can we talk about the chase scene through the woods? Apparently those cops and kids are all fucking AMAZING drivers. Because they're somehow able to make it through what looks to be a fairly thick forest (that's for some reason almost devoid of underbrush or big roots or branches), and from the looks of it, don't even scratch their cars. Also, as hard as that hummer hit the ground when they landed, there's no way it's not totaled, and it never shows them using their magic demon eyes to fix it before they drive off again.