Given the pedigree of the cast and filmmakers it's pretty unbelievable that this could be so bad. It's like an '80s version of "The Big Lebowski" if the film played it straight and insane. There are so many scenes that are completely bananas. For instance, there's a five minute menacing conversation between ex-detective Jeff Bridges and gangster Andy Garcia as the two of them eat snow cones, because Andy Garcia loves snow cones so much he has a snow cone machine in the back of his car.
This move deserves the HDTGM treatment!
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