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james sat next to me on an airplane and he just started a dang 30 minute conversation about some business he was going to go analyze. i was not having it so i went into the airplane toilet and sat in there tampering with the smoke detector until the flight was over and when i came back to get my bag james was STILL THERE eating blue corn chips and yackin’ away

guess who is back on the forums again!! i would like to say that this show is good. now i bet you all were wondering where i was for the better part of a year, and i will be happy to tell you where: i was in hawaii hunting snakes with my good friends who are in the CIA and they TOLD me to do this as a secret special assignment. they also said “no online posting about your favorite show on any websites” and that is why i could not tell you where i was. i am sorry that i made so many of you worry about me and my personal health and workout routine but this was a sacrifice i had to make for my country. and GUESS WHAT i got a lotta dead snakes

Yah I think Sean should be more sensitive toward the guy, those mindy residuals don't last long when they're going up your nose

I have been shrieking all morning and was placed under arrest by the mall police Cody has some explaining to do

I. AM GOING. TO SHIT. A TURD.

what if hayes and sean went on chapo trap house or vice versa can you imagine?

Hello everyone, glad to be on the forums. I would like to be the first to congratulate Sean and Hayes on making a great podcast. I think it is good and healthy to stay up late smoking cigarettes and listening to podcasts! I'm a millennial!

Sorry I'm late I got stuck in the cut and had to chill literally ALL DAY but now I'm escaped and here to post online I like this podcast and I am excited that NBC is bringing back the will grace show with Sean and Hayes

Stunning penis. Are you excited for Guardians 2???

Francis Bacon was too scary at art to make those plays, I believe that Macbeth wrote them all

This is probably my 3rd favorite podcast after spontany a nation and the doughboy (That was a joke, this podcast is my favorite show) http://buzzkenya.com/interesting-questions-ask-people/

I.R.A. and Serial better count their britches before they get busted by these impractical prankers, even cody can prank them by playing laura palmer in a tree p.s. i think we really should try to reward sean for being so good at mentioning newspaper comics. we all know that his newspaper comics stuff will never be as well-received as hayes's classic riffs, but sean seems to be really trying to be good. he said marmaduke today!

Finally, the boys address that classic thought experiment: I only have two bottles in my fridge; both contain a viscous white fluid, neither is labeled. One is horsey sauce, the other is president reagan's ejaculate (cum). Which bottle is better for a roasted beef sandwich from Arby's Roasted Beef sandwich, and explain yourself and answer. Write answer here

Why of course it's new sneakers day, the day where everyone wears their newest sneakers to school or work.

April Fools, huh? Gimme like half an hour, I've got a prank in mind. I'm gonna prank you all senseless.

Hayes I think your cousin went to the same prep school as me and today is your birthday now

Hollywood Hambook shines with the dignity of the peoples struggle and most other podcasts are bad but hard nation is pretty good

That said, are we really gonna let Alison get away with thinking that maybe that one guy with the thing was from Africa? I think we should call the ACLU and maybe campus police. Good on the Hollywood Hand-boys for keepin' it cool AND smart.

This ep was dope anti-fungal and even cured my ringworm

It's the freak catcher's anthem

Re: Sylar from X-men Why are you being so serious?

This for when goop scoops ur fest but ur too zooted so u just drive that dumptruck to dank town

This ep was hot fire, both Shonk Lements and Hay's Forhorses can be heard dying off-mic. Fans of Hay's's political writing should also check out this cool and interesting link to an essay he made, even Mimby said it was smart and funny: https://stevehely.com/2017/02/25/measure-s/ The kid's got a real big brain I hope he runs for offices in 202223.

Is this why Hayes has become more active on twitter recently? Maybe he married a twitter bot? Also how do I change my member status to something cool and fun I'm too smart to know about computers