Fabio's Socks

I like when a guest is antagonistic. I feed off of conflict. Thanks to Adam, I'm now full

Yeah, it took me a good 5 listens to figure out that Rich Mind Vain on CBB was actually Sean, and after that it was just kind of too weird for me to listen. I prefer honesty and reality

Sick of whoever is always making a mess of my bathroom. Thinking of getting one of these bad boys for the seat. Yea or Nay?

Beeface has made 200 posts, but do you think he's reached 200 posts read yet? Jk I kid, I kid Seems a little derivative of the Adele song Great post, great ep

Woohoo! I've been gunning for this award since the days of Tangela and the original 151!

Hey guys, really sorry, busy week, finally filmed and submitted my Survivor audition tape but haven't had time to check in yet. I know you've all been waiting for my review of the episode so just want to drop in and say I thought it was nice

I just want to say I've realized I don't express my gratitude enough to Agata, who stays up til all hours of the night every Monday just to provide us with a place to restart our weekly internet friend chat and make bits. Thanks Agata! You da real MVP (outside of Hayes n Sean, of course).

On my second listen, I'm really impressed at how well Hayes is able to pronounce the tricky phrase "vriral marketing."

Brandon laughs like Taylor from Survivor, who is also confirmed to be a Millennial. Coincidence? Sure, coincidences happen all the time

With how much the boys are focusing in on Twitter, I'm hoping they can help me with the fake celebrity joke account I'm trying to launch. So far I have a goofy picture of the guy who interviewed Clinton with the handle @GachZalifianakis. But what do I do now? Just post generic, sort of irreverant jokes unrelated to stuff Zach has ever done or no?

Our popcorn gallery questions for Jen were so good, I bet they just continue asking them of future guests. Last week's thread is just a wealth of untapped comedic potential.

Would it be bad to nickname their relationship "FigTails" for the forseeable future?

I think you technically dropped those guys before this week's game, which makes me feel even worse about my fully-stocked roster losing to your team of empty bench slots with a single waiver claim on Ira Glass in progress

I thought the tiebreaker was a fire-making challenge?

It's OK Chanson, with how complex the internet has gotten, you basically have to be a hacker to figure out avatars on message board forums these days.

Just want to say I'm super proud that the boys turned my PCG question about Jen's twitter handle into basically the central bit of the episode and I'm so excited to add my co-writing credit for the episode onto my resume because that means now I can actually have a resume

Gen, The new Survivor season is Millennials vs Gen X. Did Jeff Probst pay you to use your name for one of the tribes? Are you pissed that your namesake tribe has to fight the millennials when you're actually a millennial? Is the X your middle name? What does it stand for? XOXO, Socks

Jen: Captain America: Civil War had too much funny and Batman vs. Superman didn't have enough. How do you strike the right balance when you fight another super-comedian? Best, Socks

Jen: Funny or Die... isn't that a little aggressive? How do you deal with the pressure of being funny when the consequence of failure is execution? Yours truly, Socks

Jen: If you ever stopped liking pizza, would you have to change your twitter handle to something besides @jenlikespizza? Does that rebranding possibility ever haunt you, or do you see it more as a meta-level social commentary on the permanence of expressions made on social media? Thanks, Socks

Good luck. I doubt Aukerman wants to host a guest who could expose the dark underside of his Earwolf empire. I bet Vladislav mysteriously "disappears" as soon as Scott finds out the boys have looped him in for ad reads.

It's worked for me. I used to just be a nobody posting on the internet from my igloo in the Minnesota tundra. Now I'm a somebody posting on the internet from my igloo in the Minnesota tundra

The other thing about clowns that nobody talks about is how brave they are. I like my jokesters funny but I also like them brave, and clowns I like for two reasons because they are both

OK, here's my highly-anticipated team: Challenge Beast: Mari. Professional gamer/YouTuber and former ballerina. I'm betting there's a bunch of challenges that are just playing Super Smash that she'll crush at, and if I'm lucky they'll maybe think outside the box and have a challenge that's about balance or endurance or something. Strategist: David. Dude wrote for Family Guy, so you know he's good at making jokes like "this reminds me of the time I played Stratego with David Bowie." Black Widow: Figgy. She's hot. She'd be able to black widow me for sure. I'm gettin Figgy with it Cutthroat: Chris. I don't think he wins, but I bet he makes moves and I give him highest odds of Probst calling him by his last name. Old Schooler: Brett. Reminds me of Dan Foley. Hopefully funnier but equally blindly loyal. Under the Radar: Michaela. She might blow up. But she seems very focused, very serious. I know what question the Joker would ask her. Wild Card: Zeke. Already the GOAT of cast preview B-roll. Improv comedian. Looks a tiny bit like PFT? He goes #1 in the mustache draft. Bench Player: Taylor. But he's not sitting on it. He's ridin that bench like a surfboard, baby Final 3 prediction: Taylor, Sunday, Will. Sunday seems like a great goat. But she also might get booted first and screw me over. Taylor Will Win. Will Won't. (heh. Wordplay FTW) Winner Pick: Taylor. It's only fitting that the most millennial dude ever wins Millennials Vs Gen X. Think how many snowboards he can buy

Oh do you mean the dinosaur that's so big and mean and tough that the U.S. military decided it would be smart to use it like a weapon in lieu of drones that have more firepower and are way easier to control without the huge probability of attacking its own allies in a feeding frenzy? The one creature so dangerous and powerful the army wanted to recruit it despite never showing even remote interest in weaponizing tigers or sharks or bears or harambes?