Fabio's Socks

My all-star will be Ryan Lochte's Olympic Armed Robbery Story and my team name will be "The Lochteaser Freezer"

Count me in, hombres!

I took a quiz online to see which conference I should join, but it just told me I'm a Shaun White

Losing in double overtime while the other half of my handcuff is winning everything. That's some 7-9 bullshit Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think podmass is a physics term denoted by the formula m=dv. So you take v, the volume you listed to the podcast on, and times it by d, the density of someone who doesn't understand all the funny jokes, and you get the podmass

I like the idea of multiple endings to our saga. Makes me think we might explore the multiverse in Season 2

I love episodes where Sean & Hayes are very antagonistic to the guest or vice-versa. I think it fulfills my subconscious desire for conflict.

*cough* *cough cough* *cough cough cough* *cough cough cough cough cough* *coughing fit*

I'm a little surprised we've had almost a full-page discussion on walking without at least bringing up the specter of steroids. I mean, yeah, it's a funny Olympic sport, but it's also pretty clear that most if not all of the good ones are on steroids. I won't name names but a few of them have already been brought up on this page

Happy 21st page, forum! Who wants to do legal shots until we can't walk anymore??

I think that as part of Henry's locket voodoo magic he was doing alongside Jeffrey's counting bit, that podcast died as a sacrifice so Hollywood Handbook could live on.

Henry and Fabio whirl to look at the door as the icy Minnesota wind spills in. And who should be in the doorframe but the friendly next door neighbor, whose face is always somehow blocked from view by some commonplace object, and isn't that a funny recurring joke. The distant voices all still cheer, though, because they know that the neighbor is souprman, who I guess is also from Minnesota. Fan favorite Soup drops a funny, saracastic-but-still-likeable line about the odd situation he's walked into, then does a Jim Halpert look into the camera, though that part is less funny because we still can't see his face. (Can we get FaceLikeThunder to do the theme song for this sitcom? Can we even afford him?)

I don't know, I think thejjar was pretty prominent even before he did that bit, now he's forum famous (...joke level: Auden)

You can add another little note to henry on your HH Forum Clue Card everyone

My thoughts reading the forum this week: 1. Wow, Jeff is being so funny! What a hard left turn for his character! 2. I agree with all the people saying how good the episode was this week 3. Jeff is getting funnier every page! 4. I don't really like the jokes about HH ending. Too spooky and it's not even October yet 5. Is it strange that Jeff is getting so funny right about the time Engineer Brett is also getting so funny? Weird coincidence, right? 6. Wow, Auden remembered my name! I'm blushing over here 7. Get out ya brooms! Congrats to Jeff on a clean sweep of page 4. 8. I love Gollstone's new name with the "the" added. It's cleaner 9. My fantasy team finally won! Everything's coming up socks this week! 10. Jeff seems to have stalled out on 60, should we be worried for his health? 11. I'm listening to all of FaceLikeThunder's HH segment songs on the cloud. How is this guy not Andy-Kneis-famous yet??? 12. Whoa, now Mekhi Phifer remembers me too! 13. Now people knowing who I am is starting to freak me out. It's too much pressure. But no backing out now. What horrors have I wrought? 14. Seriously, is Jeff OK?

I'm loving this Jeff bit, so I'm giving out likes like candy this week. But don't get used to it. By next week they'll be back to being as rare as palm trees in the frozen Minnesota tundra where I live

I think my new thing is going to be not getting Auden's funny name jokes, because apparently I'm good at that

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Oops, I'm sorry Auden, but I think you're mistaking me for someone else. Which kind of underscores my point of that I'm not very famous, in that Jack Johnson, PI is more memorable than me even without a single post on page 9

So I'm hitting my 113th post, but I'm disappointed I still haven't forged the kind of memorable forum persona that so many of you have. I decided to consult one of the forum's most-decorated personalities (who shall remain nameless) and together we decided my best option in creating a brand is for me to constantly bring up the place I live until I become famous for living in a frozen wasteland where our QB's knees explode for literally no reason. Posted from my Android Phone in Beautiful Minnesota.

Drat, missed it by two hours! Well, at least we can start out page 9 on the right foot. Shame shame shame Soup

Whoa, norm is here? I love reunions! All in all, great episode. I propose a movie called "When Hayes Met Sean" that chronicles the whole Allan Gregory saga. PFT can co-star with the boys, playing himself (credited as "guy who didn't get the part") and also narrating and also playing several other roles in various characters. As long as Paul, Hayes and Sean are in the same scene very often, I predict a smash hit at the box office

It's 2016, Cisco. She's known as Bae the Blue Ox now

Ten bucks says Cody's comment is "bobbabooey"

Sean did too. You might not have noticed this because it's really subtle, but I think Sean actually didn't want to say those mean things about Suicide Squad but just said them because he was forced to by someone who had taken something from him. That's as much of the mystery as I've uncovered so far.

No joke, this might have been my favorite episode of Hollywood Handbook ever. You can just hear the laughter in their voices the whole time. And a big step for Engineer Cody. I feel that this week was for Cody what "Improving Brett's House With DC Pierson" was for Brett. Cody is starting to be very funny and adding his own spin to the conversation. The next step for Cody is to have his own "Maria Thayer episode" type experience where he comes up with a couple jokes and bits that are so undeniably funny that Sean & Hayes can't help but give him points even though he's an engineer.