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Fabio's Socks

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  1. what's the over/under on how many times someone mentions kanye?

     

    beeface, and fourthly congrats on 200 posts!

     

    Beeface has made 200 posts, but do you think he's reached 200 posts read yet? Jk I kid, I kid

     

     

    Seems a little derivative of the Adele song

     

     

    Sean and Hayes invite JENSEN KARP, host of Get Up On This, to come on the show and all do their own Get Up On This after Sean and Hayes did it so well two weeks ago.

     

    Great post, great ep

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  2. With how much the boys are focusing in on Twitter, I'm hoping they can help me with the fake celebrity joke account I'm trying to launch. So far I have a goofy picture of the guy who interviewed Clinton with the handle @GachZalifianakis. But what do I do now? Just post generic, sort of irreverant jokes unrelated to stuff Zach has ever done or no?

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  3. Hey CMB, not sure if you saw my post in the last thread, but take this as dropping 'The Time Teacher called me 'probably just a bad egg' to my mom & Other half of handcuff' and picking up Ira Glass. thanks!

     

    I think you technically dropped those guys before this week's game, which makes me feel even worse about my fully-stocked roster losing to your team of empty bench slots with a single waiver claim on Ira Glass in progress

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  4. I would like vladislav to be a guest on either CBB the podcast, or CBB the TV show. After that, I'd like him to have his own weekly podcast.

     

    I donated 50 big ones one time, so you owe me this Scripps!

     

    Good luck. I doubt Aukerman wants to host a guest who could expose the dark underside of his Earwolf empire. I bet Vladislav mysteriously "disappears" as soon as Scott finds out the boys have looped him in for ad reads.

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  5. OK, here's my highly-anticipated team:

    • Challenge Beast: Mari. Professional gamer/YouTuber and former ballerina. I'm betting there's a bunch of challenges that are just playing Super Smash that she'll crush at, and if I'm lucky they'll maybe think outside the box and have a challenge that's about balance or endurance or something.
    • Strategist: David. Dude wrote for Family Guy, so you know he's good at making jokes like "this reminds me of the time I played Stratego with David Bowie."
    • Black Widow: Figgy. She's hot. She'd be able to black widow me for sure. I'm gettin Figgy with it
    • Cutthroat: Chris. I don't think he wins, but I bet he makes moves and I give him highest odds of Probst calling him by his last name.
    • Old Schooler: Brett. Reminds me of Dan Foley. Hopefully funnier but equally blindly loyal.
    • Under the Radar: Michaela. She might blow up. But she seems very focused, very serious. I know what question the Joker would ask her.
    • Wild Card: Zeke. Already the GOAT of cast preview B-roll. Improv comedian. Looks a tiny bit like PFT? He goes #1 in the mustache draft.
    • Bench Player: Taylor. But he's not sitting on it. He's ridin that bench like a surfboard, baby

    Final 3 prediction: Taylor, Sunday, Will. Sunday seems like a great goat. But she also might get booted first and screw me over. Taylor Will Win. Will Won't. (heh. Wordplay FTW)

    Winner Pick: Taylor. It's only fitting that the most millennial dude ever wins Millennials Vs Gen X. Think how many snowboards he can buy

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    I choose Sean and Hayes and the big dinosaur from jurassic world

     

    Oh do you mean the dinosaur that's so big and mean and tough that the U.S. military decided it would be smart to use it like a weapon in lieu of drones that have more firepower and are way easier to control without the huge probability of attacking its own allies in a feeding frenzy? The one creature so dangerous and powerful the army wanted to recruit it despite never showing even remote interest in weaponizing tigers or sharks or bears or harambes?

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