HayleyRutger

I liked the part about the greeting cards for substandard recipients. So I came up with a few such greeting card messages: > Thank you for being physically present, at least. > I would say happy birthday if I was happy and you were happy. Oh well: Birthday! > Thank you. You've done about as much good as harm. That's not bad! > Happy holidays, but I still haven't forgotten that you're a racist. > Here is a card with my respect, but I don't really believe in this tradition. Take it anyway, please. > Happy Valentine's Day and stop keeping secrets from me. > Happy graduation! You're almost like a real person now!