Johnny Depp

Oh? How can she do it right, boo (2016)? I trust you to set me straight.

Is this episode good? I'm asking for a friend.

You're welcome for Mortedcai, Alice Through the Looking Glass, and The Lone Ranger. Also, I am too good enough to play Mountain Dew: Code Red.

Oh gosh, urinalcakeaki, you're a real sweetheart. I can't believe how quickly we've progressed to pet names, but it feels right.

Sorry, Charlie Murphy Brown, it's all Greek to me. But since you asked, yes, the facial hair is for a role. I guess I might as well spill the beans, if it'll get you off my back and leave me to my art...the rumors are true...I will be playing engineer Cody in the Hollywood Handbook movie.

I don't know the meaning of the word clean.

Beautiful episode. Like a southern dogface butterfly in its pupusa.

Cool idea! But I don't need it anymore. This episode was so good that it revived my career.

Oh gosh. I wish I could, beeface, but my influence in the biz is not what it once was. I can't even get Tim Burton on the phone anymore. Maybe if someone could write a movie that really showcases my talents, then I could be a big enough celebrity to appear on this show and have my celebrity friends comment on how awesome I am.

I'm so excited to listen to this! Tom is always a great guest <--- that's me with shades, getting ready to listen

What a wonderful idea. I'm sure he'll be just as cool and tough.

I looked up Hayes Hargrove after this, and then creeped around a little more and found this on a baby names website, "Hayes’ sudden reappearance on the charts in 2009 was probably influenced by actor/film director Kevin Costner who named a son Hayes Logan Costner in February of that year...Hayes is a simple, one-syllable name. It’s easy to say and easy to spell, but it’s a little bland and nondescript. If you’re drawn to Irish sounding surnames, consider one with a little more flavor like Finnegan or Sullivan. Hayes is for horses." So if anyone was thinking that they wanted their son to be kind of like Kevin Costner's, but not quite as boring, maybe consider O'Brien.

This is my favorite thing I've seen all day! Of course it would be in an engineering building. Engineers are...a little bit nuts.

I like Brandon's laugh. Very sensual.