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Everything posted by urinalcake
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Episode 178 - Kulap Vilaysack, Our Close Friend Again
urinalcake replied to JulyDiaz's topic in Hollywood Handbook
OMG. I'm such a Beliefeerface! Where you been daddy-o? You should really consider a Milwaukee Fastback Utility Knife. It cuts the fuck out of a box if you change dat blade out and looks super cool in your beefcargopants. I know Hayes' maturity level spans beyond his years, has a vast interdisciplinary knowledge base and is so well endowed it gets own NPR donation mailers. But let's be clear. No question in my mind our boy was a honey smacks guy. My boys been honey smackin good from the get. That's why we love him. EDIT: I spillt Alton brown's ham hack soup on my phone. Thus the botched job. You get it tho. -
Episode 178 - Kulap Vilaysack, Our Close Friend Again
urinalcake replied to JulyDiaz's topic in Hollywood Handbook
as an advanced member of this forum i give this episode a sure fire thumbs directly up. way way way up. and you'll know that means something when you scour though my previous episode assessments, which while positive, do not include thumbs this up. now that chandalierson has been retired to his stateroom, we may commence with the adult accolades. -
Episode 178 - Kulap Vilaysack, Our Close Friend Again
urinalcake replied to JulyDiaz's topic in Hollywood Handbook
Chancey-poo-bear, where's all this animosity coming from big guy? Today is a special day where daddy gives you the modem plug and you get to listen to your favorite show and talk to all your friends on the forum. Let's not forget this a privilege daddy gives and can take away if you keep skipping rocks at the neighbors boat like this ok? Now go change out of your mucky waiters and pick some dandelions for dinner. And thank you to my fellow board members for being so nice to Chanksen. He was raised in seclusion at sea and his only friends were seagulls and floating milk cartons he would draw rudimentary faces on with fish guts. He's getting his land legs beneath him and I for one think he's doing a great job of interacting with society on a 2nd grade level. You get 'em CHAMP! As for this episode. What a delight. I didn't wake up wearing socks, but immediately put them on shortly after. I credit this episode for said inspiration Edit: Good night ciscokif. We wuv you! Don't let the bed crocs bite! -
Episode 177 - Wild Horses, Our Close Friends
urinalcake replied to DaltonMaltz's topic in Hollywood Handbook
Welcome my sweetest john boy. Looking forward to your future insight. Are you an admiral Sean subscriber yet? -
Episode 177 - Wild Horses, Our Close Friends
urinalcake replied to DaltonMaltz's topic in Hollywood Handbook
this epi made me bust my bracket all over the place. my keyboard blooodbaatthfff -
Episode 176 - Ike Barinholtz, Our Close Friend
urinalcake replied to DaltonMaltz's topic in Hollywood Handbook
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Episode 175 - Dan Lippert, Our Oscars Friend
urinalcake replied to DaltonMaltz's topic in Hollywood Handbook
Guys I'm still alive too. I had to change the engine and tranny oils in my dirt bike, let alone all the filters and most importantly the grips. Then I got a UTI from some reconditioned motocross pants and my week was SHOT boy I'll tell ya. Weeeellll anyways. Cissy tell Sheila I said higheeeee -
What channel is this on?
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Episode 175 - Dan Lippert, Our Oscars Friend
urinalcake replied to DaltonMaltz's topic in Hollywood Handbook
Where are my episode photos? Do your GD job Kevin. -
I'm new to the podcast and have a few questions, what should I know?
urinalcake replied to Baracuda420's topic in Hollywood Handbook
^ this guy wins. I'm out. -
Episode 174 - Stephanie and Elizabeth, Our Spiritual Advisors
urinalcake replied to DaltonMaltz's topic in Hollywood Handbook
I moved my grandmother to the mainland from her ancestral home on garbage island in the pacific just to hear this episode. Boy oh boy was it worth it. You guys will understand soon enough. -
A "Horny girl-wolf" I drew for Hollywood Handbook hardcore fans!
urinalcake replied to CrackiePipe's topic in Hollywood Handbook
Needs more breasticies. Otherwise, just what I was imaginging. Thank you for contributing. -
Ehh Wrong, Gmail Roulette, Popcorn Gallery & more (theme audio)
urinalcake replied to Charlie Murphy Brown's topic in Hollywood Handbook
I've got a need, a need for the rando-est thing. (Motorcycle noise) -
I'm new to the podcast and have a few questions, what should I know?
urinalcake replied to Baracuda420's topic in Hollywood Handbook
I'm here for you kiddo. -
Episode 173 - Mike Mitchell, Our Close Friend
urinalcake replied to DaltonMaltz's topic in Hollywood Handbook
All the wall fixers headed south to the border. Get a tarp and some bubblegum. -
I'm new to the podcast and have a few questions, what should I know?
urinalcake replied to Baracuda420's topic in Hollywood Handbook
I would suggest a certain pot smoking fish take this very informative and accurate blurb, shove it in the nearest pneumatic tube, and send it right to the head editors desk, marked FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE. -
I'm new to the podcast and have a few questions, what should I know?
urinalcake replied to Baracuda420's topic in Hollywood Handbook
It's absolutely infuriating. I started to reply to this obvious troll yesterday and thought, eh one of my bros will come along and flush this this guy out better than me. Maybe make a poster of him eating garbage or getting beat up by kids or something. When I finally get done with my shift squeegeeing fitting rooms at the buckle and check back only to find some paid protestors taking this place over. I mean. Cisco, baby. What happened? You know you can just slack me and I'll pay your discover card. This is obviously just some intern from the av club who got assigned the task of preparing a synopsis of the worlds best podcasts. This lazy millennial came here knowing some sweeties would bail their pale spankable butts out yet again and just write it for them. I for one will not allow my Netscape homepage to get overrun by corporate greed and suggestive imagery of derrières, again. Give me back my kiddo! Give me back my horsey! Cooley I don't know you very well, but I'd like to think you're vaccinated and would take you under my roof as well. -
Episode 173 - Mike Mitchell, Our Close Friend
urinalcake replied to DaltonMaltz's topic in Hollywood Handbook
10/10 spaghettis! Al dente! -
Hayes and Sean talkin BJ's on Doughboys!!
urinalcake replied to SeasonalPun's topic in Hollywood Handbook
The earwolf overlords do not appreciate threads being started regarding competing podcast networks. Dalton is being booked on a flight across the drink to come have a word with you and confiscate your tele. -
Episode 171 - Chris Bannon, Our Close Boss
urinalcake replied to DaltonMaltz's topic in Hollywood Handbook
That horny girl wolf at the end was a nice homage to the women's march. -
Episode 171 - Chris Bannon, Our Close Boss
urinalcake replied to DaltonMaltz's topic in Hollywood Handbook
Guys. Bee Face is stuck at LAX with the episode bc he recently visited a mosque in Tanzania. We're all SOL unless daltons pretty face goes and slips someone a mickey to squeeze that dat file through the lap bandwidth caps that are our new reality. In dog we trust. -
Episode 171 - Chris Bannon, Our Close Boss
urinalcake replied to DaltonMaltz's topic in Hollywood Handbook
What an episode! Thanks again Beefypoo for sending it over early through digital customs. I know it was difficult. And chanson, I'll be sure to get it on the the first flotilla heading your way. I'm sure you're borders are sewn up tighter than a **** ******** just like ours buddy. -
Episode 170 - The Wendigabrus, Our Close Friend
urinalcake replied to DaltonMaltz's topic in Hollywood Handbook
Oh man guys. My bb beefy sent me the next epi cuz he's ahead of time down under... and let me tell you.... I shouldn't... oh whatever. It's a real corker. eNJOY BOYs -
Episode 170 - The Wendigabrus, Our Close Friend
urinalcake replied to DaltonMaltz's topic in Hollywood Handbook
Chanksy, bb, you told me about this episode. Please don't let your fans down by feigning ignorance. We love you chanksy. No matter how many ferry's we have to cross to get inside of that pretty little head of yours. We will deliver the episode via sea plane if needed. The Hollywood Floatbook is ready for good lock. -
Episode 169 - Higher And Mightier With Joe Wengert
urinalcake replied to DaltonMaltz's topic in Hollywood Handbook
You're almost right chuckles. It's actually a hold over from the early printing press. The fat cats that made those machines had run out of letters to sell to the masses. So they came up with punctuation marks and sunsetted to old type sets. We need to take the punctuation back from the corp interests that have been cramming it down our feeble gullets all these years?