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urinalcake

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  1. OMG. I'm such a Beliefeerface! Where you been daddy-o? You should really consider a Milwaukee Fastback Utility Knife. It cuts the fuck out of a box if you change dat blade out and looks super cool in your beefcargopants. I know Hayes' maturity level spans beyond his years, has a vast interdisciplinary knowledge base and is so well endowed it gets own NPR donation mailers. But let's be clear. No question in my mind our boy was a honey smacks guy. My boys been honey smackin good from the get. That's why we love him. EDIT: I spillt Alton brown's ham hack soup on my phone. Thus the botched job. You get it tho.
  2. as an advanced member of this forum i give this episode a sure fire thumbs directly up. way way way up. and you'll know that means something when you scour though my previous episode assessments, which while positive, do not include thumbs this up. now that chandalierson has been retired to his stateroom, we may commence with the adult accolades.
  3. Chancey-poo-bear, where's all this animosity coming from big guy? Today is a special day where daddy gives you the modem plug and you get to listen to your favorite show and talk to all your friends on the forum. Let's not forget this a privilege daddy gives and can take away if you keep skipping rocks at the neighbors boat like this ok? Now go change out of your mucky waiters and pick some dandelions for dinner. And thank you to my fellow board members for being so nice to Chanksen. He was raised in seclusion at sea and his only friends were seagulls and floating milk cartons he would draw rudimentary faces on with fish guts. He's getting his land legs beneath him and I for one think he's doing a great job of interacting with society on a 2nd grade level. You get 'em CHAMP! As for this episode. What a delight. I didn't wake up wearing socks, but immediately put them on shortly after. I credit this episode for said inspiration Edit: Good night ciscokif. We wuv you! Don't let the bed crocs bite!
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    Episode 177 - Wild Horses, Our Close Friends

    Welcome my sweetest john boy. Looking forward to your future insight. Are you an admiral Sean subscriber yet?
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    Episode 177 - Wild Horses, Our Close Friends

    this epi made me bust my bracket all over the place. my keyboard blooodbaatthfff
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    Episode 175 - Dan Lippert, Our Oscars Friend

    Guys I'm still alive too. I had to change the engine and tranny oils in my dirt bike, let alone all the filters and most importantly the grips. Then I got a UTI from some reconditioned motocross pants and my week was SHOT boy I'll tell ya. Weeeellll anyways. Cissy tell Sheila I said higheeeee
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    Survivor Season 34: MEGATHREAD

    What channel is this on?
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    Episode 175 - Dan Lippert, Our Oscars Friend

    Where are my episode photos? Do your GD job Kevin.
  9. I moved my grandmother to the mainland from her ancestral home on garbage island in the pacific just to hear this episode. Boy oh boy was it worth it. You guys will understand soon enough.
  10. Needs more breasticies. Otherwise, just what I was imaginging. Thank you for contributing.
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    Ehh Wrong, Gmail Roulette, Popcorn Gallery & more (theme audio)

    I've got a need, a need for the rando-est thing. (Motorcycle noise)
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    Episode 173 - Mike Mitchell, Our Close Friend

    All the wall fixers headed south to the border. Get a tarp and some bubblegum.
  13. I would suggest a certain pot smoking fish take this very informative and accurate blurb, shove it in the nearest pneumatic tube, and send it right to the head editors desk, marked FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE.
  14. It's absolutely infuriating. I started to reply to this obvious troll yesterday and thought, eh one of my bros will come along and flush this this guy out better than me. Maybe make a poster of him eating garbage or getting beat up by kids or something. When I finally get done with my shift squeegeeing fitting rooms at the buckle and check back only to find some paid protestors taking this place over. I mean. Cisco, baby. What happened? You know you can just slack me and I'll pay your discover card. This is obviously just some intern from the av club who got assigned the task of preparing a synopsis of the worlds best podcasts. This lazy millennial came here knowing some sweeties would bail their pale spankable butts out yet again and just write it for them. I for one will not allow my Netscape homepage to get overrun by corporate greed and suggestive imagery of derrières, again. Give me back my kiddo! Give me back my horsey! Cooley I don't know you very well, but I'd like to think you're vaccinated and would take you under my roof as well.
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    Episode 173 - Mike Mitchell, Our Close Friend

    10/10 spaghettis! Al dente!
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    Hayes and Sean talkin BJ's on Doughboys!!

    The earwolf overlords do not appreciate threads being started regarding competing podcast networks. Dalton is being booked on a flight across the drink to come have a word with you and confiscate your tele.
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    Episode 171 - Chris Bannon, Our Close Boss

    That horny girl wolf at the end was a nice homage to the women's march.
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    Episode 171 - Chris Bannon, Our Close Boss

    Guys. Bee Face is stuck at LAX with the episode bc he recently visited a mosque in Tanzania. We're all SOL unless daltons pretty face goes and slips someone a mickey to squeeze that dat file through the lap bandwidth caps that are our new reality. In dog we trust.
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    Episode 171 - Chris Bannon, Our Close Boss

    What an episode! Thanks again Beefypoo for sending it over early through digital customs. I know it was difficult. And chanson, I'll be sure to get it on the the first flotilla heading your way. I'm sure you're borders are sewn up tighter than a **** ******** just like ours buddy.
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    Episode 170 - The Wendigabrus, Our Close Friend

    Oh man guys. My bb beefy sent me the next epi cuz he's ahead of time down under... and let me tell you.... I shouldn't... oh whatever. It's a real corker. eNJOY BOYs
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    Episode 170 - The Wendigabrus, Our Close Friend

    Chanksy, bb, you told me about this episode. Please don't let your fans down by feigning ignorance. We love you chanksy. No matter how many ferry's we have to cross to get inside of that pretty little head of yours. We will deliver the episode via sea plane if needed. The Hollywood Floatbook is ready for good lock.
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    Episode 169 - Higher And Mightier With Joe Wengert

    You're almost right chuckles. It's actually a hold over from the early printing press. The fat cats that made those machines had run out of letters to sell to the masses. So they came up with punctuation marks and sunsetted to old type sets. We need to take the punctuation back from the corp interests that have been cramming it down our feeble gullets all these years?
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