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    Episode 259 - Cedric Yarbrough, Our Close Friend

    ^^^^ this is fantastic CMB. I got flushed a while back and have been taking my time rebuilding my bowl. You will hear more from me again soon.
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    Episode 256 - Tom Scharpling, Our New Host

    Not looking good for this cold I’m coming down with. Hopefully Tom just accepts his role as Jordan’s little bitch and we can move on to the healing stage.
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    Episode 254 - Erin Gibson, Our Close Friend Part 3

    You’re fucked ostrich. Ain’t no 2 ways about it. Your way of communicatin’ with the other sex is gone. Best draft a prenuptial cuz this gonna Uggo
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    Episode 254 - Erin Gibson, Our Close Friend Part 3

    #meeeow You’re a great friend Dalton. Thanks for the cab sav.
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    Hollywood Masterclass Season 2

    Computer delete.
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    Hollywood Masterclass Season 2

    Computer read description.
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    Episode 253 - Little Esther, Our Brand Ambassador

    Little Esther’s daddy is such a boss. Dude just wants to be involved in his daughters life even though he doesn’t hang out with dads anymore. And that’s cool because now he can just talk about his daughter with buddies without them talking about kids that’s aren’t dating the founders of Wendy’s. Ya done good big Esther.
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    Episode 253 - Little Esther, Our Brand Ambassador

    Daltron3030 wins again.
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    Episode 252 - Joe Mande, Our Southern Fried Friend

    You guys want me to bring in the crisis actors to fluff the old forum stats or should we do it ourselves? How do you think they keep getting those prime ass advertisers for the boyz? A: prime ass reads by the boyz. B: those stats where erybody listens to the boys. C: all the not drunk driving I’m now doing. IN that ORDER. HEY GUYS. buy some boner cream already.
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    Episode 252 - Joe Mande, Our Southern Fried Friend

    Lollipop factories giimme’ worser falshblacks than a coastal Frenchman with ankle to hips hives.
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    Episode 252 - Joe Mande, Our Southern Fried Friend

    Great job Dalton. Bet his new stand up style is basketball. And a NHTSA ad to boot! Now that’s the way I like to see my tax dollars spent!
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    Pitches

    It’s like a piece of paper, but computers.
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    Episode 251 - Tim Baltz, Our Close Friend

    Page 1? Give me a friggin break. I guess I might as well start posting about my horse earwax candle Etsy shop.
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    Episode 251 - Tim Baltz, Our Close Friend

    you better get used to it. ive had a couple of buddies start chasing the snail and could never reintegrate back into the group. especially when they miss out on the greatest podcast episode ever recorded. bet they rename a wing of the new earwolf studios after hayes, brett and tim because of all the audiobooks this epi will sell. sean. if you're reading this over someones shoulder on the LA train because the enormous fanfare drives most people to these forums soon. please remember that we love you and are in love with you. reach out if you need me to come pick up bosch and give him a proper home.
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    Episode 251 - Tim Baltz, Our Close Friend

    Also if anyone wants to meet up. I’m in the back of the jurors lounge with a track suit on. Hope we get picked together!
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    Episode 251 - Tim Baltz, Our Close Friend

    This is the greatest episode of this show ever. Sorry Sean, but Brett’s got your number. He didn’t even get acknowledged for the best joke of the show when he says it’s weird to have sex without gloves on. Sean will never recover from this. What a shame.
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    Episode 251 - Tim Baltz, Our Close Friend

    Yeah. That D ain’t doin it.
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    Episode 251 - Tim Baltz, Our Close Friend

    This episode will hit podmass best of 2018 and be the downfall of the show; along with my marriage to BEEFace. The countdown begins. Immunna listen ‘gain
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    Episode 251 - Tim Baltz, Our Close Friend

    Brevity is the soul of the HIGHWAY TO MY PANTS Daltypoo. You’re in the HOV lane passing on the shoulder with this description. Gaahwud DAMN. Great friggin job.
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    Episode 250 - The Doughboys, Our Shrimp-off Friends

    Why Mitch talk all fucked up? Cuz all that milf pussy he chompin on.
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    Episode 250 - The Doughboys, Our Shrimp-off Friends

    Thx everyone. No hot hot hot fire symbol yet, but I’m sure the front end devs at earwolf are just busy pouring their piss bottles out the window and they will be back soon to let us know this thread is in fact. In Firefox
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    Episode 250 - The Doughboys, Our Shrimp-off Friends

    I would really think this forum would be blowing up with this gem of an epi. I want to see what happens in the new forum when a thread gets LIT
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    Episode 250 - The Doughboys, Our Shrimp-off Friends

    Your synopsis gave me synesthesia dalty. I can taste it. Great work as always.
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    Episode 249 - Guy Branum, Our Close Friend

    The boy airplane has a really big Adam’s apple and the girl airplane has bad grammar Kevin’s mommy!
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    Episode 249 - Guy Branum, Our Close Friend

    Those airplanes are eating sushi mommy!
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