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  1. Personally, I liked it more when it wasn’t scripted. But what do I know know, I just got them all the great advertising through my dirty back channels. #mayonaiseisforlovers
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    PRO VERSION: MONEY EPISODE

    The good good boys talk dollars. Talking about, stacking, and regretting ‘em. Obviously all those dope commercials are paying dividends and the the boys be sitting pretty behind the paywall. Eat shit advertisers. This is for rich friends of the boys. Our butlers buy all our mattresses and contacts and video games.
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    Episode 229 - Anders Holm, Our Close Friend Again

    Great description salty dalt. I hope we dive further into Anders relationship with his father. Much was left unexplored.
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    Pro Version : After Dark

    The Boys give their real fans some insight into explosing well after dinner. The notes they been gettin from the network are sub optimal as they say in the medical imaging field. Josh is the new bitch and he admits it.
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    Master Class Season 2 guest wishlist

    Tracy Morgan, Danny McBride, Andy Daly, Henry Zebrowski
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    Episode 227 - Claudia O'Doherty, Our Close Friend

    Beef Ace is downloading this backwards on an upside down computer monitor so he can hear it while walking his dingo. Can't wait for him to translate for me.
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    Episode 226 - Tom Scharpling, Our Third Host

    Dalton. You want me to start the thread for episode 227, or you got this one?
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    Episode 226 - Tom Scharpling, Our Third Host

    1,205 views! Our boy IRE 'bout to get one of those gold youtube buttons to display in his mazerati he uses to drive to the BANK stuffed up with dollores!
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    Pro Version: R U Talking R.E.M. are E Me?

    If this episode is half as good as the description that morning robot provided us.... well let's just say we'll be just dandy today. Morning Robot. Reboot and read these punch cards as I feed them into your primary slot. I love you and am in love with you. Who needs a warranty when you have love...
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    Episode 226 - Tom Scharpling, Our Third Host

    82 minutes! Susan, push my calls this this AM to next week, something's come up. Ziiiiiiiiip
  11. The boys play ying to one another's steamy yang in an effort to expose the seedy underside of hollywoo; the left coasts infatuation with and corporate sponsorship of: slender man. #boschisagreatboy
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    Pro Version: Teaser Freezer - Slender Man

    you bet your sweet sweet ass its a shirt. its also a sweatshirt, a poster, a keychain, a coozie, a mug, a mousepad, an ice scraper, a rear window decal, a draw string sports bag, a divot tool, a five gallon bucket, a coaster, a stress ball, a flashlight, a lunch pale, a whistle, an insulated bottle, a desk clock, a handheld fan, sunglasses, a clipboard, a lanyard, a magnet, a towel, a ruler, a nice watch, a ball and cup game, an oven mit, a laptop bag, an umbrella, a frisbee, a reusable grocery bag, a collapsable camping chair, a set of grilling utensils, a tin of assorted popcorn, a toilet seat cover, a DOG BOWL and a URINALCAKE. If you guys need me I'll be on my yacht with all my best friends and scott and paul as waiters teaching seth godin how to get rich without doing stuff. #urinalcakeisarichboy
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    Pro Version: Teaser Freezer - Slender Man

    #boschisagreatboy IS THAT A SHIRT!?
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    Episode 225 - Ryan Gaul, Our Close Friend

    the 24 hour fitness in hollywoo is no longer accepting new members. #perfect
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    Episode 225 - Ryan Gaul, Our Close Friend

    Another spectacular abstract dalton. If Colin doesn't tack another star under your name soon those guys at headgum are going to swoop you up. Looking forward to seeing if Bosch got another bath to rid himself of those corny ass pets.
  16. The boys help the creep reimagine his self image and punch up his tinder profile to find a nice soak spot. Bosch shakes in the background. Enjoy.
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    Pro Version: My New Friend

    Dear Prov Ersion, Ceeez and Deesist. THIS IS A LAWYER!. YOU'RE DOING WHAT SHOULD BE JAIL FOR WHAT YOU DID. I PAID STITCHER AND ITS A FRIEND OF MINE. AND YOU SIR ARE NOT DELIVERING THE GOODS IN A TIMELY AND UNTAINTED MANNER! IT HAS BEEN TOO MANY DAYS! "(McCarthy Quote)" Would a lawyer know that? YES! PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME COME OVER THERE!
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    Episode 224 - Nick Wiger, Our Corny Friend

    Amazing description for an amazing episode. Add another star to your profile accolades, kid. #3starsstaff
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    Pro Version: My New Friend

    someone tainted the delivery
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    Pro Version: My New Friend

    Someone want to tell me what the hell is going on here? I may have to enlist my right to fair and equitable reparation if said paid service is not delivered in a timely and untainted fashion. #itpaystodiscover
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    Pro Version: My New Friend

    its real good. did you get your venmo request for $20 for admission to the upcoming peanut gallery? I sent them $60 but i really dont want to take my wives. #theoriginalmaltedmilkballs
  22. bee face! so glad you've finally awoken from sleeping face down on your stomach from last night and have enjoyed the episode. #carltondraughtmadewithbeer
  23. that epi was chock full o'ads. i think the wet tuna eating fat cat is officially out of its XXL louis vuitton stripper bag; them boys have been carrying this rotten scandal ridden podcast network around on their back. giving all the good ads away to the poor other shows that really need them because they didnt invest their money good or don't have rich friends. well guess what? all the fans of the other shows, the people who aren't funny and don't know what is funny and good are going to have to make their butts bare, turn around hands on wall and let me whip one at em. i told you dumholes this was the best show and you went off and listened to stupid other shit where weirdos call in and have their genetic deficiencies monetized by a guy smiling behind a microphone. you make me sick. spread 'em and don't look cuz I might get aroldis to throw this one but you wont know till it hits yer behind and you reconsider your decisions and think about stuff your daddy told you. keep up the brand awareness fun smart fans around here. #relaxitsfedex
  24. I have a really good feeling about the next 6 hrs. Like real good
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