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    Episode 173 - Mike Mitchell, Our Close Friend

    I thought you packed up your 'yo is this racist' bandana's and went home. Either way. Good to hear you're still part of the community Tracey Ullman.
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    Episode 201 - Live at UCB Sunset w/ Kumail Nanjiani

    this is the way i like it.
  3. Chrissy baby. Don't talk like that. You are a strong boy that explored all the woods in the Miami valley all the way from dayton to Cincinnati. It's how your eyes got all fucked up. Walking around with a stick, fur hat and little canteen; starting right at the sun with binoculars. If you can do that, you can do anything you put your mind to big guy. Now go skip some rocks and think about all the regional tidbits I should have included here.
  4. Someone fire Kevin. Dudes useless.
  5. Thank you for using my question boize. And thank you for the personalized private note that only I can see. It really meant a lot. And yes, my father is doing better, thank you for asking. Thank you for remembering.
  6. Mr Josh Gabrus, What kind of outfits do you and John Gemberling coordinate in order to trick your significant others into thinking their are having sex with their actual lover? And what is the crudest thing gemberling has had to say to your wife in order to allow him entry? Thank you.
  7. Dear Lauren Lapkus, Did wolfman jack ever hit you up bout that hair? Hook a wolfman up.
  8. Pault Hompkins, Its often said that all your silly outfits and pompous characters is the manifestation of a childhood wrought with disappointing cold soup; a way to show everyone, 'hey i made it, look at my purple kerchief.' My question is, was it really that much better warm?
  9. Nick Kroll, Why so many K's? Isn't that a little on the nose given the current climate? Thank you.
  10. Mary Holland, I will be matriculating to chapman.edu/grad next semester. How can I spend my extra 20K without my wife finding out? Thank you.
  11. Dear Jonathan Gabrus, If you could have any color toilet bowl cleaning tab, what would it be and is that because of the way you tap your weenus against the porcelain instead of shaking it. Thank you.
  12. To add. 'And how the hell do get the attention of the gerbil that powers the search function on stitcher premium to attempt a simple Boolean query.
  13. Sorry ladies. -the boiz
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    Episode 198 - Nick Wiger, Our Segment Advisor

    ^^^ I may not get this, but damnit if I'm not positive it's funny given the source. Thx for everything ciskid. -your godfather, Uri Nalcake
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    Episode 198 - Nick Wiger, Our Segment Advisor

    Yeast infected cry baby.
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    Episode 198 - Nick Wiger, Our Segment Advisor

    Nick is a mere condiment delivery system for the boys good good sauce. Ba da da da daa im lovin it.
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    Episode 197 - Nicole Byer, Our Close Friend

    I'll ask again. PLEASE come cut me down. Someone, comma, anyone, comma, please.
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    Tattoo ideas

    Hot dog go to bathroom
  19. Someone come cut me down.
  20. Someone call scharpling tonight to get some answers. He'll love that.
  21. BEEFY BABY. NO! PUT THAT BOOMERANG DOWN. !
  22. We'll always have the archived memories of this forum on my /D: Cisco. Little things I should have said. I just never took the time. You were always on my mind. You were always on my mind.
  23. Welp. It was a good run guys. I really thought I had a couple of sweet insider friends there for a while. sayonara boize.
  24. stop throwing soiled q tips into the commode.
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    Episode 194 - The I Was There Me Too Show

    You've come to right place Dre Wf. There's nothing we want more than to hear our boize keep stacking paper. Hope your botanical dept has a stash of aloe plants for all the sick burns chapman is is going to be inflicted with. We'll ALL BE GOING TO chapman.edu/grad in order to keep getting old episodes of our fav cancelled show.
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